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Sunday, June 19, 2011

Random Chick Whom I LUV

Okay, so I've been on a MAJOR Power Rangers kick lately (expect a rant about that soon), and you'll never guess what I found!
Okay, you probably can, considering the title...
ANYWAYS,
There's this one chick from Power Rangers: Dino Thunder named Kira Ford, a.k.a. the Yellow Dino Ranger.
She's played by Emma Lahana.
Two things I freakin' LUV about her:
1. Her last name.
C'mon! You know you're jealous! :)
2. THIS
CHICK
HAS
A
FREAKIN'
ROCKIN'
VOICE.
Seriously,
SHE IS AMAZINGNESS!
Don't believe me?
Take a listen:


Have you died from exposure to AWESOMENESS yet?
Nope?
You're not a zombie?
Are you sure?
ARE YOU SURE?
ARE YOU FREAKIN' SURE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
...
Phew. Sorry, I get a little worked up about the Zombie Apocalypse sometimes.
Oh, you know it's gonna happen.
You don't think it will?
Well, don't come crying to me when a bunch of zombies shows up at your door one day before slowly devouring your brains and turning you into one of them.
...Where was I again?
Ah, lil' miss Emma Lahana.
Try saying her last name out loud.
Repeat.
Repeat.
RepeatRepeatRepeat.
Cool, right?
:)
Point is,
I LUV THIS CHICK.
AND HER MUSIC.
AND THE REST OF HER AWESOMENESS.
:)
Now, I must go kill a spider with a flamethrower.
TOODALOO!
:)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Sharpies and Expo Markers :)

Okay, please tell me someone else out there enjoys sniffing Sharpies and Expo Markers from time to time.
*crickets chirp*
DANG IT.
I know it kills brain cells, but they smell FREAKIN' GOOD.
THEY DO.
THEY REALLY DO.
OM NOM NOM GOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE NOT OM NOM NOM GOOD.
BUT STILL GOOD.
AND WHY AM I STILL TYPING IN CAPS?
BECAUSE I ENJOY MAKING THAT LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SCREAM THESE WORDS.
SO MUCH FUN.
SO MUCH FUN.
I ENJOY THIS.
I GREATLY ENJOY THIS.
*evil smile*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
...And the voice in your head goes back to normal.
Crazy, right?
Okay, got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic there, so let's get back on topic for once.
When do I ever stay on topic?
...
*more crickets*
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Anyways, Sharpies smell awesome.
So do Expo Markers.
AND THEY'RE COLOURFUL!!!
MORE YELLING!
YAY!
:)
Sorry, I enjoy that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than I should.
:)
Seriously, all good-smelling markers are awesome...
...
I think I'm done.
Oh, and did I mention I'm not dead?
Nope, not dead.
Not even a little bit.
Yay?
...