Rock, Paper, Scissors...

Rock...
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D

Winter ROX!!!!!

Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D

Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D

Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D

I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...

Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!

So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D

The Best Part Of Baking

Okay, my mom just started baking brownies, so I felt the need to post this. 8D

Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

Greatest Mystery Of All Time~~~SOLVED

Yeah, sorry I couldn't post yesterday (thanks, Ian, for covering for me 8D), but I have a legit excuse this time!....I got grounded.....So, anyways, here's today's!!!

Okay, on Sunday, I got MAJORLY bored, so I decided to solve one of the greatest mysteries of all time.
What is this "mystery", you ask?
Well, you've probably heard it dozens and dozens of times.
And wondered about it a bunch.
And attempted (and failed) to solve it quite a few times.
But, I did not fail.
I can now answer one of the most important questions in history.
I can.
I really can.
I can finally tell you what the solution is.
Because...
I
Know
How
Many
Licks
It
Takes
To
Get
To
The
Center
Of
A
TOOTSIE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do.
I really do.
And, now,
I can tell YOU!!!!!!
I know this suspense is driving you nutzo.
I know you want to learn.
So, I won't keep you waiting.
Here I go:
To get to the center of a Tootsie Pop,
It
Takes...
............
...........
...........
3
3
7
LICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
337.
337.
337.
337.
337 Licks.
...Hope you're happy! 8D

...WTF?

So, I just had a thought. What if cats and dogs actually DID fall from the sky? I mean, what do you think would happen? We have enough of a domestic animal problem anyway! They shoot out, like, 9 kids in one pregnancy, but to have them falling from the sky too!? PREPOSTEROUS. I mean, look at the problems that would come about!

• Too many animals.
• People getting head injuries.
• Possibly a cat/dog apocalypse.

And that's just a few of them! Crazy, right!? "It's raining cats and dogs!" WEIRDEST. SAYING. EVER.

COFFEE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CCOOFFFFEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZING
SIMPLY AMAZING
NO OTHER WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT
AT ALL
EXCEPT MAYBE:
AWESOME
UNDESCRIBABLE
FANTASTIC
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OTHER JUNK LIKE THAT
BEYOND. WORDS.
TOTALLY. AND. COMPLETELY.
8D
Sorry, this stuff just gets me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't resist posting about it.
I can't.
I JUST CCCCAAAANNNN''''TTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I would kill myself if I didn't post about it!!!!!!
I really would.
I LUV it that much!!!!!!!
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Bet'cha can't guess what I'm drinking. 8D

Meaning Of My Usernames...

Yeah, I'm running out of ideas...

1. afgs
This is my initials and my first horse's nickname. It goes: A**** F******* G***** Sam. 8D

2. mistwolf36
Took the "mistwolf" from one of my favorite book series Avalon: Web of Magic. The "36" is just a random number I tossed in there...8D

3. Stormbringer97
Again, "Stormbringer" is from A:WOM and "97" is a random number. 8D

4. Thread of the Maze
...Pretty sure this had something to do with Greek Mythology or the Percy Jackson books. Ariadne's String, maybe? Like, "String of the Labyrinth"? Not totally sure...8D

5. theonewiththewings
I either got this from Sailor Moon or Winx Club. Anyways, it says that I'm a girl with wings. 8D

6. Fairy of Subterra
This one is from Bakugan and Winx Club. It basically says that I'm a fairy of dirt...8D


RUNNING. OUT. OF. IDEAS.

Stale Water...Ick!

Yeah, didn't post yesterday. Sorry 'bout that. I'll post again in a second, so just read and enjoy! 8D

Has anyone else ever noticed the taste water gets after it's been sitting out for a day or two?
Tastes funny, right?
Yeah...
More like:
ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It tastes SOOOOOOO freakin' weird!
At first, it's all:
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
I'M WATER AND I DON'T HAVE A TASTE!!!!!!!
And then it gets stale,
And it's like:
DRINK ME! DRINK ME! DRINK ME!!!!!
I STILL DON'T HAVE A TASTE SOOOOO DDDDRRRRIIIINNNNKKKK MMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Total faker.
It DOES get a taste!
And it's sooooooo weird!
It...It...TASTES LIKE STEAM!!!!!
BUT WITH FLAVOR!!!!!!!!!!
ICKICKICKICKICKICKICKICK!!!!!!!!
Heheh.
That looks like:
IC KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK!!!!!!!
Right?
8D
But, it seriously tastes WEIRD!!!!!!
Dang it stale water!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Wall Paint?

Yeah, stealing my idea from yesterday...Well, here we go!

What the heck is the point of wall paint?
And, by wall paint, I mean painting your walls.
Any random color.
Any color at all.
Just slapping the paint on there.
Spending hours and hours rolling it on.
All
For
NOTHING.
Yeah, you heard/read me right!
Painting your walls
Does nothing.
NOTHING.
Nothing.
N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
Nada.
Zip.
Zilch.
Bleh.
Nothing. At. All.
Seriously, why do you paint your walls?
Do you stare at them all day in hopes that the giant colorful parent eating monster will jump out of one of them and eat your annoying parents?
As AWESOME as that would be...
Yeah, no.
I mean,
Most kids are OUTSIDE during the day.
Not cramped up in their room staring at the walls.
Kids are cramped up in their rooms watching TV.
DUH!
So, why paint the walls if you never, ever bother looking at them?
That's right...
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Although, painting is pretty much just a waste of time and money.
I mean,
Painting wood colorful colors?
Bleh.
8D

Random Growling At My School Uniform

...Pretty much what the title says. 8D

Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D

Just Plain Randomness #3

...I did not forget to post yesterday. I was...busy? Okay, I forgot, but I really was tired. I slept around eleven hours last night...Yeesh. Anyways, I'll post twice today to make you peoples happy. Deal? 8D

1. Every music composer studied every other music composer...Ugh.
2. Apparently, my real full name means that I'm a "green fire Pokémon trainer"...Yeesh.
3. Bunnies, Bunnies, Bunnies...
4. MY ENTER KEY IS LOPSIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Ack...lots of exclamation points make me dizzy...dizzy...dizzy...
6. My lucky number...YAY!!!!!
7. Huh...but...you...and...them...and...HUH?!?!?
8. ................................DOTTINESS.......................................................
9. Stick, Sticky Note, S-T-I-C-K!!!!!
10. The 1 key is cursed...along with @ and the blackout button. Keyboards hate me. >.<
8D

Random Depressing Poem

Yeah, I actually wrote this back in October 2010...Felt like posting something. 8D

Love

Love can be many things.

It can be friendship.

It can be family.

It can be free.

But,

It can also hurt.

Love can disappear,

Leaving you alone

In the dark.

It can shatter your heart,

Making you an empty shell

Of what you once were.

It can mock you.

Never stopping.

Constant play,

But no true love.

It can trap you.

Put your heart inside a cage.

Make you helpless.

Force you to obey.

Then leave you alone

With your sad little thoughts.

Love can be many things,

Anything, perhaps,

But don't let it take control.

~So, what do ya peoples think?

Random Post About Pillow Pets

It's a pillow.
It's a pet.
IT'S A PILLOW PET!!!

I am in luv with my little pillow pet now!
I just got it for Christmas!
But, before that, I hated them.
Shocking, right?

Either way, I WUV MY WITTLE PURPLE AND PINK UNICORN!!!!!
Yes, I do.
I REALLY REALLY DO!!!!!!

So soft...And fluffy...And it makes an AWESOME pillow!
Yeah, yeah, I know it's called a "Pillow Pet" for a reason.
But, I NEVER USE IT AS A PILLOW!!!
I JUST KEEP IT IN PET FORM!!!!

...Really, I do.
I don't like putting my head on a living, breathing, feeling animal!!!

...What do mean it's not a real animal?
Of course it is!!!
Yes, it is.
IT IS!!!
It. Is.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Curse you logic!!!
8D
(~With luv from my purple-pink unicorn pillow pet that I was too lazy to name!!! 8D)

A Random List Of All My Usernames

Yeah, I've got nothing better to do, so I thought I'd make a list of all the usernames I've used since being allowed on the internet. 8D

#1-afgs
This was for my really old accounts. I think I only used this on Webkinz and BellaSara...

#2-mistwolf36
I know for sure that I used this on Winx Club online, and maybe Funtrivia or something, but I don't use it that much...

#3-Stormbringer97
I use this one every once in a while. I know it's on Animepalm and a few other places...

#4-Thread of the Maze
This is kind of my anonymous name for everything. Most people on Fanfiction.net know me by this name, if only because I'm too lazy to log in. 8D

#5-theonewiththewings
This is actually my newest username, but I only use it on Fanfiction.net. 8D

#6-Fairy of Subterra
Yeah, this is my most common name. Blogger, forums, YouTube, Chatango, all of that is FoS. 8D

Those are the ones that I use the most. There are others, but I'm too lazy to go look them up. 8D

Top 5 Deadliest Household Items

Yeah, I think you can tell from the title what this is going to be about...So, let's get on with it!

#5...Blow Dryers
Puh-lease. These things can DESTROY you slowly and painfully...And then burn you to a crisp. 8D

#4...Soap
In the famous words of Happy Bunny, I fear nothing...but soap. I mean, these little bars are just waiting there for you to step on them and slip...Grrrrrr...

#3...Paper
Hello! This stuff is just begging for you to touch them and then get your hand (or elbow, grrrrrrrr...) cut off! These little white demons just want your blood...D8

#2...Rubber Bands
These. Things. Are. Out. To. Get. Me. Seriously, they are. I see their little nervous glances around the room when I look at them. I see everything these little stretchy monsters have planned. EVERYTHING.

#1...Duct Tape
Must I explain our deadliest item? Really? I mean, duct tape can (and will) bring the world to its knees...and tape it there. *shudders*

There's zee list, have fun trying to stop these little evils from taking over the world! 8D

Random Rant Of Me Needing A Life

I need a life.
Seriously, I do.
I mean, did you see the post from yesterday?
Yeah.
That bad.
UGH.
Does anyone have a life for sale?
Really?
Anyone?
At all?
Please?
Pwease?
Huh. Guess not.
Boo.
D8
So, if anyone decides to sell their life, just send me an email!
Or call me.
Or letter me.
Meh.
I don't care. 8D
(What the heck did I just post? Man, I desperately need a life...)

Because I Have No Life

Because I have no life,
I post on here too much.
All about nothing,
But all sorts of stuff.

Everything is random,
I'm sure you know that by now.
Blah Blah Blah
And junk that makes you go WOW!

I really need a life,
But one I will not get,
Because I luv you guys too much,
I refuse to forget.

Because then I won't post,
And you'll all be waiting
For a post that will not come,
Or just SOMETHING.

So, yeah, no life for me,
Whoop-di-do.
I'll deal with it
Because I seriously LUV YOU!!!!!
8D

~I almost forgot to post today...I WILL POST EVERY DAY!!!!!! Trust me, if I forget, I'm going to kill myself. Just kidding, but I will be upset. I'm TRYING, and I will keep trying! For you people...who don't exist. 8D

Just Plain Randomness #2

Hey guys! I'm back for another random list! 8D

1. Can someone direct me to a cliff I can jump off?
2. I HAVE WINGS!!! I CAN FLY!!!
3. I'm looking into your future...and I see a sad and lonely life...Oh, poor you...NEXT!!!
4. Do "Bleh" and "Meh" mean the same thing?
5. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco!!!
6. If you're wearing sparkly eye liner and you look up, it looks like a bunch of stars...PRETTY!!!
7. Me. Hate. Being. Sick.
8. Chewing on scissors is FUN!!!
9. HUH?! When did safety pins get a pointy end?
10. Smy. Lee. Face. 8D

*Yawn* Sickness runs away all my randomness. I'm trying to post everyday, but I don't exactly have good ideas right now...Meh, I'll make it. 8D

Ten Random Facts About Me 8D

Yeah, well...I'M BORED AND I FEEL LIKE CRAP, OKAY?!?!? So, just freakin' read. {Please} 8D

1. I hate Valentines' Day.
2. I AM IN LUV WITH SOUR SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!
3. I've been riding horses since I was five-and-a-half! 8D
4. I HATE SPARKLIES!!!!!!!!!
5. I have an account on http://www.fanfiction.net/ . I go by theonewiththewings.
6. FUZZY SOCKS ARE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
7. My favorite season is winter.
8. I LIKE SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!
9. I HATE shopping with a burning passion.
10. I enjoy hanging upside-down!!!!!

8D
Ah, the joys of randomness...

Random List of Punctuation

So, a random list of punctuation...yeah, I don't know. But, hey, I'm sick! I have the right to be uncreative!

.
(It's a period. You've got to be in kindergarden not to figure that out. IT'S A FREAKIN' DOT!)

!
(Exclamation point. Look back a few posts for overkills.)

?
(Question. Mark. The name explains it all...)

,
(Comma. Apparently comes from the Greek language...Don't ask how I know that.)

;
(Semicolon. Basically, just a fancy period.)

/
(Slash. Slanted line. Makes me turn my head to see it straight. >.<)

:
(Colon. For list making and what not. THESE THINGS HATE ME.)

'
(Apostrophe. For contractions. Example: I'm bored as heck.)

"
(Quotation marks. For dialogue. These things make Microsoft Word REALLY angry.)

~
(Tilde. Yeah, it's called a tilde. YAY FOR SQUIGGLES!!!!)

*
(Asterisk. Ooh, pretty star...TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!!! UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH!!! LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY!!! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!!!......What am I, five? Apparently.)

&
(Ampersand. I luv how it ends in "and"...)

^
(Circumflex. Does that remind anyone of math? Oh, wait...)

Done. NO MORE WRITING!!!
On a side note, SOUR SKITTLES ARE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY AWESOME!!!!!!!! 8D

Random HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!

Okay, even though I'm sick right now, I am SO FREAKIN' HAPPY!!!!!!!!

So, today I went to a school thing (yeah, yeah, school on Saturday sucks, blah blah blah...) and me and some other peoples took some tests and stuff, and I GOT THREE FREAKIN' MEDALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So so SO freakin' happy!!!!! I get to do it again in March, too, so I'm SUPER EXCITED!!!!!

Wish me luck!!!!

[On a side note, I added Ian (yes, Mr. AWESOME) from WBP to this site. He's in Ohio now, but he'll be back TOMORROW!!!!! 8D]

Random. Scented. Pencils.

SMENCILS!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, they're called Smencils! Heheh. Smelly-Pencils...Get it? Good, 'cause I didn't...

Well, anyways, THESE THINGS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!
I've had some since fourth grade, and I LUV them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, you, my faithful reader, are probably either wondering what the heck these "A-M-A-Z-I-N-G (insert exclamation points here)" things are, or you're trying to figure out where I live so you can send me to the nearest mental hospital. Puh, been there, done that...

Well, Smencils (I think they're capitalized, not really sure...OH WELL THEY'RE GETTING CAPPED) are pencils made out of recycled newspaper, so they're eco-friendly!!! You can even sharpen them like normal pencils!!! Oh, and did I mentioned they're scented? Yeah, you read that right, S-C-E-N-T-E-D. Each Smencil comes in it's own little biodegradable tube that helps keep the scent alive!!! But, even if you take the Smencil out of the tube IT WILL STILL KEEP A STRONG SCENT FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARS!!!!!!!!!

There are a variety of scents to choose from, like Watermelon, Black Cherry, and even (my favorite) Very Berry!!! They used to have Chocolate, but they took it off of the market...Hmph...

There are also COLORED Smencils that have a unique scent based on their color!!! For example, red is Cinnamon (which smells A LOT better than it sounds!!!) and pink is Bubblegum!!!

They even make kits so you can assemble your Smecils at home! They provide everything, plus instructions, and you get to help make your YUMMY-smelling Smencil!!! (Just thought of a really good tongue twister: Sweet Smelling Smencils. 8D)

These things make really AWESOME fundraisers, too!!! They sell like...hotcakes...I think that's what the expression was...Either way, they sell SUPER FAST and almost everyone wants one!!! Okay, scratch that, EVERYONE wants one after they sniff it!!!

I, personally, own five that I bought in FOURTH GRADE and they still smell WONDERFUL!!!!!! I luv them and will NEVER get rid of them!!!! EVER!!!!! Yeah, I luv them that much. 8D

Oh, and the people who bring us Smencils recently started creating a new product...which I really need to buy...SMENS!!!! Bet'cha can't guess what those are!!! Okay, you probably can, I couldn't. Well, for those of you who are a teeny bit slower than the others, they're SCENTED PENS!!!!! These also come in AMAZING scents (I would say "flavors", but that makes it seem like you'd eat them...NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST PENCIL AND PEN EATERS!!!!!), like Mocha (My dog's name and YUMMY coffee...PERFECT!!!! 8D) and Pink Lemonade!!!!

Smens are made the exact same way Smencils are, from rolled newspaper and liquid scents. So, you're helping the environment and getting a neat writing utensil!!! Pretty good deal, no? 8D

They also make holiday Smencils and Smens!!! I would explain them more, but this is getting kind of (scratch that, VERY) long, so I'll just give ya crazies the website link and let you go explore on your own!!!

https://www.smencils.com/world.html

Now, take care of your Smencils and have fun in Smencil World!!!!
(Totally just quoted the big talking bird in Webkinz World...LOL 8D)

Random Twinkie Story...

Okay, today I went on a field trip with the other seventh and eighth graders of my school. We went to hear a speaker talk about some random stuff. Well, right before we left for the field trip, we ate lunch. One of my friends started raiding my lunch box and found a Twinkie that I had in there. She stole it and put it in her pocket. Well, when we got on the school bus we were taking, she started tossing it around. She got it back, and, on the way back to school, she opened it and started eating it on the bus. She hid it from the adults until we got inside, but she thought it would be funny to wipe the Twinkie cream off her hands....on the back of my uniform's sweatshirt (Ugh, uniforms...dang skirts.). And, of course, I couldn't reach it, so another of my friends wiped it off for me. 8D

Needless to say, Miss Twinkie Stealer forgot her ADHD meds this morning...

Random List of AWESOME Sites!!!!

I felt like making a random list of all the sites I'm in luv with. 8D

http://winx-bakugan-pokemon.blogspot.com/ -WBP has anything and everything you want to know about Winx Club, Bakugan, and Pokemon! It was created by this AWESOME dude named Ian, who is one of my close friends!!!!! 8D

http://winx-fairies-home.blogspot.com/ -Winx-Fairies is a fantastic source for any Winx Club news, episodes, etc. that you could possibly want!!! Created by this AWESOME chick named Phoebe, whom I sort of know!!! 8D

http://mylife-israndom.blogspot.com/ -MLIR is also created by Ian, and is basically about his wacky life!! 8D

http://angelaswinxworld.com/ -AWW is another AMAZING Winx Club site that has a lot of interesting artwork, bios, and news. Angela is actually one of my newer friends, but she's still AWESOME!!!! 8D

...They're all lucky they have lives. And AWESOME blogs!!!! 8D

Just Plain Randomness #1

Okay, every Tuesday I'm going to post a list of random ideas. Why...yeah, I don't know...

1. Am I the only one who thinks penguins should go to rehab?
2. Why the heck do "sequins" and "sequence" sound the same?
3. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
4. WHAT IS THE POINT OF HOMEWORK!?!?
5. Crazy, man. Cr-azy.
6. Dang woodchucks...QUIT CHUCKING MY WOOD!!!!
7. If all splurfles are desas, and some desas are quindies, then are some splurfles quindies?
8. The. Sky. Is. Blue. Actually, I think it's green...
9. It's a pillow! It's a pet! IT'S A PILLOW PET!!!!
10. Isn't randomness fun? 8D

There's this week's, I'll put up some more next week. Have fun trying to find your way out of the black hole known as my mind! 8D