Okay,
So,
Take a guess on where I'm sitting right now.
One guess.
Any guess.
Any guess at all.
If you said "Bathroom"...
Congratulations!
You're dead wrong!
Haha.
:P
Actually,
I'm sitting in the kitchen right now.
And,
GUESS WHAT...
*cue "WHAT?!?!"*
...I'm not on my laptop.
I'm on my iPod Touch.
And I'm totally typing this blind right now.
Aren't I awesome?
xD
The only bad part about this whole thing is the dreaded auto-cucumber, though.
...A.K.A. auto-correct...
I kind of fees for the sake of mah noble posit now...
*reads what I just wrote*
UGH.
A stapler tried to kill me today. I was stapling my folder and the staple got in my hand, and you won't believe this...
ReplyDeleteA UNICORN CAME OUT!
Not really. But a lot of blood did!!! I'm talking red stuff here, people! My DNA!!!!
The Red Queen likes blood that ISN'T HERS.
I went to the nurse and she put peroxide on it. :)
Forget zombie apocalypse. THIS IS THE DAWN OF THE STAPLER APOCALYPSE!!!!!!
Have you ever poked yourself in the eye with eyeliner and you can see the line on your eyeball?
ReplyDeleteMy new obsession is gold eyeshadow with eyeliner AND mascara. Both of them.
It's MYUMMIENESS!
...Peroxide? A.K.A. the evil twin of hand sanitizer?
ReplyDeleteHaha thumbtacks are worse. Back in third grade three got stuck in my hand. IT FREAKIN' HURT!!
Raccoon eyes FTW!!!
Ooh gold eyeshadow...Sparkly...The only thing I've done lately is make a swan look for my younger cousin...If you can call blue a swan...
I got a thumbtack into my bare heel once, and the metal part was embedded IN MY BODY. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteMy shirt has wings... ooooh. I love those big flowy shirts. Prettyness!
U R O.D.D.
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