Guess who's stupid little evil ponytail holders keep snapping on her?
Eeyup.
T'is-a-me.
You'd think that the people who make these things would keep them from snapping...
...Or cutting off your circulation...
It's good if the ponytail holder keeps your hair from slipping out...
...But I'd like to keep mah fingers.
...And mah eye.
Thank you, Mr. Snappy.
-.-
Seriously, though,
So many things fly toward mah eye...
Once, I got a piece of pencil lead stuck on mah eyelid.
Literally, it was tangled in mah lashes.
That sucked majorly.
Not to mention the many sports-related items that seem to want me blind...
...I have issues.
But,
Whoever makes these things,
Please, find a way to make ponytail holders that DON'T try to kill you.
...And footballs that don't give you black eyes.
'KAY THANKS BYE.
OMG once I got a ponytail holder so tangled in my hair that when I ripped it out, some scalp came with it. This is not a lie.
ReplyDeleteMy whole face gets smeeshed by balls every gym class. GRRRRRRR!
...Ugh, poor Redqueen! :(
ReplyDeleteI would say I almost die every gym class, but WE DON'T HAVE A GYM CLASS, SO I CAN'T. >.<