¡YO QUIERO SER UN HIPOPÓTAMO!
Yes, I speak Spanish. Don't be suprised.
Anyways, the translation of that little phrase is:
I WANT TO BE A HIPPO!
And, I do.
I really do.
Why?
It'll all make sense in a minute.
First, let me explain something that MLIA has taught me.
According to my fellow MLIA-ers, rhinos are just fat unicorns.
So,
Rhino+treadmill=Unicorn
Still following me?
Good.
Now, think about hippos in the same logic.
What do hippos look like?
Think.
Think.
THINK.
...........
You thought, right?
Okay, phew, thought I was gonna have to break out the bus.
............
Oh, like you've never seen a teenage girl who uses a bus to run peoples over!
...Really?
You haven't?
Dang it...
Whoa, off topic.
Anyways, hippos look kind of like dinosaurs, right?
Right?
Right?
Si.
But, hippos are shorter than dinosaurs.
They're fatter, too.
Sooooooooo...
Hippos are just fat short dinosaurs!
Hippo+treadmill+growth stimulant=DINOSAUR
Awesomeness, right?
:)
Hippos are elephants without trunks. Come on, and with little ears, right? RIGHT? RIIIIGHT?
ReplyDeleteI'll go eat dinner now.
Rhinos are like hippos with horns
ReplyDeleteHippos are like fat, huge, no-winged fairies
So... Rhino+razor=hippo+wings+shriker+treadmill=fairy
8D
xD I luv you guys!
ReplyDeleteAND HIPPOS. YO QUIERO SER UN HIPOPOTAMO PORQUE ELLOS SON ALUCINANTE! I ENJOY SPEAKING SPANISH. :):)
ME GUSTA EL ESPANOL. LA INGLES ES TONTO.
ReplyDeleteUma Therman needs an EYE WRANGLER.