Some News...Don't Kill Me...Please...

Okay,
So,
I know this should've been posted yesterday.
On the "News/JPR #Whatever" day...
But...
This is gonna be my last post until next Wednesday.
As in,
October 12, 2011.
Hey,
I said don't kill me.
So,
Here's what's happening:
Tomorrow I've got...junk to do.
Wednesday there's a dessert party at the high school with the best cookies.
Thursday we have parent-teacher conferences at school.
(I'm probably gonna get yelled at.)
Friday I'm leaving for Florida.
(Or 'Flordaria', as I call it.)
(Yes, peoples living there are 'Flordarians'.)
Saturday I'll be in Flordaria.
Sunday I'll be driving back from Flordaria.
(Well, I won't be driving.)
(...I think...)
Monday and Tuesday I'm off school...
...But I'm shadowing highschools those days.
(The one with the best cookies and the awesome bio lab on Monday.)
(The one with the best academic programs and peoples I know on Tuesday.)
(I think mah vegetarianism's gonna be doomed...)
So,
I'm kinda booked until next Wednesday...
(OCTOBER 12, 2011.)
(I looked it up on a calendar.)
(YOU SHALL REMEMBER IT.)
But,
I shall come back:
Extremely tan,
Complaining of mah many allergies,
And with a rant about how much I hate Flordaria.
...And possibly a paper on Sleeping Beauty.
(Depending on whether or not I want to do mah homework.)
(Please don't tell mah Lit teacher...)
...Anyways...
Look forward to that stuff...
...And DON'T KILL ME.
...Please?

JPR #17

1. Why the heck am I still counting these things? -.-
2. I like bunnehs. They have knives.
3. Soap opera season has officially started. It scares me how happy I am about this.
4. Meow?
5. "Finnick grasps my hand, to give me an anchor, and I try to hang on."
6. Hippie duck? Oh, yes. :):)
7. You are everywhere to me, and when I close my eyes, it's you I see.
8. Freezing mah butt off? Yup, it's fall.
9. "You took her...for a nap! In a very odd location..."
10. WHY IS EPISODE 3 OF MLP:FIM DELAYED?!?! WHYWHYWHY?!?!?

Bleh

Okay,
So,
I know all of you have had to read an evil book for school.
Specifically:
History and Language Arts.
Both subjects are taught by my homeroom teacher...
...So we tend to read a lot of historical novels.
And,
Let meh tell you,
THEY SUCK WORSE HAPPY NAPPERS.
(A.K.A. THE PILLOW PET COPIERS.)
(>.<)
It's always so blah and stupid and...
...Just BLEH.
I've read three so far:
The Fifth of March--Ann Rinaldi
The Glory Field--Walter Dean Myers
Witch of Blackbird Pond--Elizabeth George Speare
Not to insult the authors or anything...
...But...
In the eyes of school children...
...All the books really weren't too good.
They were just so boring.
Also,
Most of the characters were Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus.
And,
Witch of Blackbird Pond is like Twilight...
...Only school can force you to read it.
...And write papers on it.
-.-
Please excuse me while I go read Hunger Games.
I hate school.

Fuzzballishness...

Sooooooooooooooooo...
I heard you leik kittehs.
:):)
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Yes, that is my bedroom floor.

(Whick I'm allergic to.)

(-.-)

And mah bedroom dresser.

And mah fuzzballish kittehs.

^.^

Little Kids Are Smarter Than Meh?

(I blame my mother for this one.)
Okay,
So,
For mah birthday back in January...
...I got this new DS game.
The Legendary Starfy.
You play as Starfy...
...The Prince of Puftop...
Who has new friends...
...One's a bunneh in a spacesuit who doesn't know who/what he is...
...The other's a crabby clam.
(Haha.)
("Crabby clam".)
(See what I did there?)
(:P)
Anyways...
You're trying to figure out who the bunneh (Bunston) is and get back home.
Well,
Starfy and Moe (clam) back to Pufftop,
And Bunston to wherever he lives.
If you can't tell,
It's a really kiddish game.
...And yet I still play it...
...And I still can't beat it.
Yes,
I really am that pathetic.
I mean...
I've made it to the very last level in the game.
THE VERY LAST LEVEL.
But...
No matter how many times I try...
I can't beat it.
Yes.
An eighth grader can't beat a game designed for little kids.
And you thought I was messed up before?
-.-

JPR #16

1. This place looks so weird on mobile. -.-
2. Ian's creeping on me again...
3. Yes, they are fake flowers. No, you cannot eat them!
4. My heart's a stereo...It beats for you, so listen close. ;)
5. I'm an apple? I killed Snow White?!...Wha-oh...
6. The enjoy mooching wifi off the neighbors. It's fun.
7. Yeah, 'mooching' is the weirdest word ever.
8. Never try to cough and sneeze at the same time. It ends up sounding like a squeal. A really LOUD squeal...-.-
9. "The Liberty Tower of Pizza"? Seriously? -.-
10. EightDee!!!! 8D

...That's Gotta Be Awkward...

Okay,
So,
Yesterday...
Two major YouTube musicians...
Tiffany Alvord and Megan and Liz...
...Released a cover of the same song...
"Stereo Hearts" by Gym Class Heroes (feat. Adam Levine of Maroon 5).
On.
The.
Same.
Exact.
Day.
...Awkward...
Now,
Everyone keeps debating on which cover's better.
I've favourited both...
But,
I kinda like the Megan and Liz cover better.
Meh.
Listen to them both and tell me what ya think.
:):)
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Stereo Hearts Cover--Megan and Liz

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Stereo Hearts Cover--Tiffany Alvord

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Letters: STAY IN THE ALPHABET

I hate algebra.
Hate it.
HATE IT.
HATE IT!!!!!
I mean,
When the heck are we ever gonna use this in real life?
I'm listening, math teachers.
...What was that?
Never?
As in,
You're teaching us pointless junk?
When we could be napping?
Instead of having to single out the variable of a variable-only problem?
And yet we don't have a gym class...
Seriously, though,
During what point of our lives will we need to:
"Solve and graph │x-4│+9= -6".
Please.
Tell us.
Explain why we can't nap during the TWO HOUR math class at the end of the day.
(Not that I don't...)
(I sit in a corner in all mah classes.)
(What'd you expect?)
(-.-)
Because,
All we're learning is junk.
Literally.
Give us our gym class back.
Give us a nap time.
Take away the math.
We already have to deal with enough of this in Lit.
I'm not a pirate, I don't want to find 'x'.
Letters,
STAY IN THE FREAKIN' ALPHABET.
>.<

JPR #15

1. What teacher makes you write a paper on a football game? Seriously? -.-
2. I leik kittehs. ^.^
3. "Picture to Burn" by Taylor Swift was released in 2008?...Wow, I feel old.
4. Love is all, love is all you need. :):)
5. My Little Pony, My Little Pony. ~Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh~
6. "How many calories are in water?" "NONE." -.-
7. Liquid eyeliner is freakin' awesomeness. No lie.
8. "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna shake mah BLEEP. DUH DUH DUH DUH." Seriously, school, SERIOUSLY?!?!? -.-
9. Anyone else notice that 'The Lion King' is the only Disney movie with both parents?
10. If you expect the unexpected...Is it really unexpected?

Short...Hair...*shudders*

Okay,
So,
I got a haircut earlier...
...Which I try to do as little as possible...
And,
I now have short hair.
SHORT.
HAIR.
As in,
"IT DOESN'T GO PAST MAH SHOULDERS ANYMORE WAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Short hair.
I miss mah long hair already...
But,
It is pretty cute.
It's like Christina Grimmie's hair...
Just...
SHORTER.
-.-
IT'S SO SHORT AHHHHHHHHHH.
Remind me why I wanted a haircut.
Please.
Anybody.
-.-
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Oh,
And,
Guess whose birthday is today.
NO NOT MINE.
Mine is IN WINTER.
RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS.
AND NEW YEARS.
WHICH IS WHY I HATE THOSE HOLIDAYS SO MUCH.
...Wait, is New Years a holiday?
We're off school then...
...So, yeah,
I'm gonna say it's a holiday.
...Maybe.
Wait,
I'm lost now...
...OH YEAH BIRTHDAY.
Though it is not mine...
...But I kind of wish it was because I'm flat broke...
...It is an awesome person's!
...And a wacko-ish person's!
...And a coolio-ish person's?
...Yeah, he's coolio-ish.
...Maybe...
QUIT WRITING POINTLESS STUFF AND GO DO HOMEWORK.
NO.
YESH.
NO.
YESH.
YOU JUST CALLED IAN'S BIRTHDAY POINTLESS.
SO?
HE'S GONNA KILL YOU.
...Crap.
-.-
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Sorry about my multiple personalities.
They like stealing mah computer.
But,
Yes,
It is Ian's wonderful magical birthday today.
I would say I made him a crappy card on Paint like I normally do...
...But I haven't.
Yet, anyways.
I have homework, so I'm avoiding it.
Maybe I'll make one.
Maybe I won't.
But,
Either way...
HAPPY FLIPPIN' BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!!!!
(Sorry it's pink.)
(I don't exactly think any other colours would show up that well.)
(-.-)
Anyways,
Luffle youz dude!
Have an awesome day-of-birth!
:):)

I Is Pony

DON'T KILL ME!
Yes,
I do know today is:
"Random Picture FoS Can Scrape Off Of Her iPod So She Doesn't Look Like A Total Idiot For Forgetting To Take Pictures During The Time Between Tuesday Evening And Friday Afternoon Because She Is Very Berry Lazy" Day.
...Or "RPFoSCSOOHiSSDLLATIFFTTPDTTBTEAFABSIVBL" Day.
..........
Anyways,
If ya can't tell by the really long name,
I forgot.
Again.
Please don't slice off mah head.
...Pweasa?
........
Anyways,
Since I forgot...
...Again...
Enjoy this random GIF of Derpy Hooves!
...BYE NOW.
*runs like heck*
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Ponytail Holders: I WILL KEEL YOU!!!

Guess who's stupid little evil ponytail holders keep snapping on her?
Eeyup.
T'is-a-me.
You'd think that the people who make these things would keep them from snapping...
...Or cutting off your circulation...
It's good if the ponytail holder keeps your hair from slipping out...
...But I'd like to keep mah fingers.
...And mah eye.
Thank you, Mr. Snappy.
-.-
Seriously, though,
So many things fly toward mah eye...
Once, I got a piece of pencil lead stuck on mah eyelid.
Literally, it was tangled in mah lashes.
That sucked majorly.
Not to mention the many sports-related items that seem to want me blind...
...I have issues.
But,
Whoever makes these things,
Please, find a way to make ponytail holders that DON'T try to kill you.
...And footballs that don't give you black eyes.
'KAY THANKS BYE.

JPR #14

1. Let's see how fast I can type this thing out...I've gotta be at the barn in five.
2. I swear, the smudged eyeliner on mah wall looks like an anchor. Yes, I watch WAY too much Spongebob.
3. CRAP CENTIPEDE. THAT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS WEEK. YACK.
4. I has fuzzy eighth-grade sweatshirt! :):)
5. You're the girl I used to be...The heartbroken thirteen-year-old me.
6. Doorknobs are very shiny. :):)
7. Cross mah heart and hope to die. Stick a cupcake in mah eye.
8. "They've done their best to turn you into a sparrow, haven't they?"
9. Beware: Doors are harder than they appear.
10. I stepped on a Fruit Loop! I'M A CEREAL KILLER...I'm gonna go hide now. Peace.

Pretty Much Explains This Entire Blog...

Okay,
So,
If ya don't know who Christina Grimmie is by now...
(*coughcough*JACOB*coughcough*)
...You need help.
...Majorly.
..Anyways...
She recently put out the fourth video in her video-series-type-thing...
...Above All That Is Random 4.
Watch and rewatch and LUV.
:):)
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Above All That Is Random 4

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Beware of the Dreaded Auto-Cucumber...

Okay,
So,
Take a guess on where I'm sitting right now.
One guess.
Any guess.
Any guess at all.
If you said "Bathroom"...
Congratulations!
You're dead wrong!
Haha.
:P
Actually,
I'm sitting in the kitchen right now.
And,
GUESS WHAT...
*cue "WHAT?!?!"*
...I'm not on my laptop.
I'm on my iPod Touch.
And I'm totally typing this blind right now.
Aren't I awesome?
xD
The only bad part about this whole thing is the dreaded auto-cucumber, though.
...A.K.A. auto-correct...
I kind of fees for the sake of mah noble posit now...
*reads what I just wrote*
UGH.

JPR #13

1. Unlucky number thirteen...Wha-oh...
2. Have you ever seen such a beautiful night? I could almost kiss the stars, they're shining so bright...
3. The only form of cussing on this blog is the URL...Uh...
4. Winx Club special numero tres today! Yay! :):)
5. "Use the function to find the value of x and y and make a chart. Then, graph it.---30,000-x(5[2-6]+1])=y". Yeah, I'll totally do all that...
6. If she's 'Ke$ha' in the states, would she be 'K€sha' in the UK?
7. There's a purple mushroom in my backyard and it's screaming "Tacos...TACOS..."
8. There is a big difference between a small fluffball with sharp teeth and a cat. Juss sayin'...
9. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble...
10. Yes, I am totally chewing on the top of a water bottle right now. Thank you for asking. :):)

Pencils==DEADLY WEAPONS!!!

Warning for potential grossness.
Okay,
So,
Yesterday,
I was with my friend during recess,
(Yup.)
(We still have recess in eighth grade.)
(Though we share it with the munchkins...)
(Don't ask.)
And,
SHE JABBED A PENCIL THROUGH MY ARM.
No,
Not poke me with a pencil,
THE LEAD LITERALLY WENT THROUGH MY ARM.
It went in one little hole...
And went out the other little hole.
And said holes started bleeding.
Ouch, much?
...What?
I warned you it was gross...
But,
Never underestimate the power of pencils.
Zombie Apocalypse weapon, anyone?
:):)
(Sorry it's so short.)
(I've got papers to write.)
(Why must historical books be so dull?)
(-.-)

So...Pretty...:):)

Guess who finally decided to use her camera?
No, not Mary.
Or Sally.
Or Bob.
Or Hot Stuff.
(Wait.)
(Can horses use cameras?)
(...)
(Meh.)
NONE OF THOSE PEOPLES!!!!!
...Or horses.
Meh,
You probably know it was meh.
Because I'm just that dang predictable.
Eeyup.
...DONKEYS!!!
Sorry, had to.
:P
...Anyways...
Say hello to my wonderful new picture!
A.K.A. the best part about living in the middle of nowhere!
:):)
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Spongebob FTW

Okay,
So,
I was catching up on news like I never do,
And,
Apparently,
Some random scientist out there somewhere...
...Did a study on how Spongebob makes kids dumber.
Puh,
Where've you been?
Spongebob is awesome...
BECAUSE it makes you dumber.
Seriously,
It's so dumb it's laughable!
...Which probably explains why I've been watching it since I was two.
Or one.
Or six months.
WHEN THE HECK WAS SPONGEBOB MADE??!?!?
...
Yup,
Too lazy ta Google.
:):)
...Anyways...
Spongebob is honestly one of the best cartoons ever known.
SERIOUSLY.
I LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ME THIRTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME!!!
NO, I'M NOT DUMB.
DON'T SAY THAT!!!
:'(
...Okay, maybe Spongebob makes me dumber.
But,
Come on,
Who hasn't misspelled 'Sponge' at some point in their life?
*shrugs*
Plus,
Spongebob is so much freakin' better than Rugrats.
I mean...
Rugrats was good...
But then the babies blew up and it started to suck.
WOMP WOMP WWWOOOMMMPPPP...
What?
I like background music.
:):)

JPR #12

1. JPR? Jolly Purple Raccoons?
2. Witch of Blackbird Pond is like Twilight...It just has more people, and school can force you to read it.
3. What do ninjas drink? WATTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
4. Chasing small ponies around is better exercise than gym.
5. WORK GEL PENS! WWWWWOOOORRRRRKKKKK!!!!
6. World's gonna end, world's gonna end now.
7. I still have an hour of homework. I have a half hour before Dance Moms starts. Challenge: Accepted.
8. I've had my stuffed dog since I was two. His name is Memphis. I just realized he's named after the city...NO I'M NOT DUMB. HMPH.
9. Wishy-washy-sloshy-doshy. :):)
10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT STUFF!!! MOMMY WUVS YOU!!!
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Yes, my baby pony's birthday was today!
He turned 13, if you're wondering.
<3

Fluttershy Makes Everything Cuter :):)

Okay,
So,
ANOTHER VIDEO YAY!!!
xD
I promise I'll take pictures for Friday.
Yes,
WITH A 'SSSSSSS'.
So,
More than one.
:):)
But,
In this video,
Fluttershy is singing the theme to My Little Pony.
Only,
It not from Friendship is Magic...
IT'S THE OLD THEME.
O_O
Good Fluttershy!
Nice job breaking the fourth wall, hun!
Yup,
I call peoples...
And ponies, apparently...
"Hun".
I don't do it that often anymore, though.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Anyways...
This video gets even better.
Wanna know why?
Of course you do.
I know you do.
'Cause I'm just awesome like that.
YAY!
:):)
...Anyways...
This...
Video...
Magically...
LOOPS!!!!!
No, it's not like an hour-long video that just keeps repeating what it's saying.
This video's only seven seconds long.
And...
THIS VIDEO ACTUALLY LOOPS.
BACK TO THE START.
It's both creepy and awesome.
:):)
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UPDATE: Fluttershy doesn't loop when embedded. Watch on YouTube to see magic.

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Fluttershy Sings the Old MLP Theme



Me Luv Ponies :):)

Okay,
So,
Guess what TV show somebody that writes on this blog...
(whose name starts with an "I")
...Got me into?
Eeyup.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
It a generally good show...
And Season 2 starts in a few days...
But,
That show is so screwed up it's almost laughable.
You see,
I own 99 MLP's (only one duplicate!) and 1 Breezie.
I HAVE 100 PONIES.
O_O
THE OLD KIND.
Ya know...
The ones with the really fat heads?
Yeah...
I feel old.
Anyways...
I also own several videos and a comuter game of the old MLP's.
And,
Lemme tell you,
The old version is so much better.
:):)
Plus, the differences in the show make it really confuzzling to me.
For example:
...
RARITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE PINK.
...
RAINBOW SHOULD NOT HAVE WINGS.
...
RAINBOW DASH SHOULD BE A GIRLY-GIRL.
...
PINKIE PIE SHOULD BE REALLY SHY.
...
FLUTTERSHY SHOULD NOT HAVE WINGS.
...
SCOOTALOO SHOULD BE PURPLE. I THINK.
...
THERE ARE NO GUY PONIES!!!!!
...
The last one is most important.
Still,
Once you get past all the confuzzlingness,
Pretty good show.
:):)

♥

On September 11, 2001, I was three years, nine months, and five days old.
Today, I am thirteen years, nine months, and five days old.
Ten years have passed since that terrifying day.
In that ten years, so much has changed.
Airport security has tightened,
Wars have been fought,
And everyone is finally getting back to normal life.
Ten years have gone by already,
But,
Those lost on 9/11,
And the suffering families of those victims,
You will never be forgotten.
♥

...It's Hard Finding a Good Pair of Shoes...

Okay, So,
I have to go to church tomorrow morning,
For the first time at a Sunday mass,
IN FIVE YEARS.
And,
My mom dragged me shopping yesterday...
(...But she knows my shoe size...)
(WHY DID I HAVE TO GO?!?!)
...And we were looking for a new pair of heels,
...That actually fit...
...And go with mah outfit...
And,
WE COULDN'T FIND ANY.
AT ALL.
UGH.
She dragged me out for nothing.
Fantasticalness.
Before you ask,
Yes, I did need heels.
Not flats.
Because my feet are EXTREMELY flat,
I can't walk in flat shoes.
Literally, I have NO arch.
AT ALL.
But,
Mom went shopping this morning,
(WITHOUT ME THANK GOD)
And found me a nice pair of wedges,
So,
I'm good to go for tomorrow.
But,
WHERE THE HECK WERE THE SHOES HIDING YESTERDAY?!?!
YEESH.
Now,
I've got Narnia papers to write,
So,
PEACE!
(Puh, I'll write 'em tomorrow...)

TEAM GRIMMIE RAWKS!

...Yeah, another video.
My camera's been lazy yet again.
:P
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Skyscraper's an awesome song.

And so is lil' miss Christina.

...Wait, she's not a song.

Whoops.

Anyways,

SHE'S AWESOME!!!

I only recently got obsessed with her,
But I still luv her to death.
She's over a million subscribers,
(...Me being one of them...)
And she deserves every last one.
Plus,
CHECK OUT HER HAIR.
IT'S A PUFFBALL.
EFF YES!
xD

No One's There to Save Me...From Homework

Okay,
I'm going to say something SERIOUSLY important.
...Er, type...
You know what I mean!
So,
LISTEN UP!
OR EYES UP!
OR WHATEVER-THE-HECK-I-SHOULD-PUT-HERE!
.............
.............
.............
...I HATE HOMEWORK!
AND ANYTHING HOMEWORK-ISH!
SERIOUS-DE-LA-LEE!
I swear, if I have to do one more paper this week...
...I'm just gonna let that threat hang, so it's not really considered a threat.
Lawyers can be so picky sometimes.
...Anyways,
I'm literally up to mah eyeballs in homework.
...And sleepiness.
...Caused by said homework overload.
(Joy.)
Most of it's math...
I hate graphing functions.
...You'll know what I'm talking about by eighth grade.
It's not hard,
IT JUST TAKES FOREVER.
Seriously,
It takes up to ten minutes for one chart and graph.
Yup.
It's a pair.
More joy.
-.-
Oh,
And grades 5-8 went on a field trip to a few museums yesterday...
BAAAM!!!
FIVE PAPERS.
I hate homework.
...And Narnia.
Grrr.

JPR #11

1. FINALLY! COLDNESS! YAY FALL! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! :):)
2. Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars?
3. Brown eyeshadow is a miracle worker. Seriously.
4. No, crazy teachers, I don't pay attention to Leonardo da Vinci. I only care about the dude who cut off his ear and sent it to his ex-girlfriend.
5. ...Christina Grimmie's hair is a puffball. An awesome puffball, but still a puffball.
6. "She sprinted up the walk and tried to open the door with her mind, but she had exhausted her power, and fatigue made it twist out wrong."
7. Don't worry random peoples who ride mah bus. I don't eat mint. Your gum is safe.
8. Narnia is officially my least favorite place now. It's not a magical land of snow, it's an awful land of essays.
9. ...Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
10. THIS IS OFFICIALLY 20% COOLER. BE JEALOUS. :):)

Nyan Cat 20% Cooler!

It's Nyan Cat...
BUT 20% COOLER!!!!!
Rainbow Dash makes everything better with her Sonic Rainboom!!!!
Oh, Friendship is Magic:
So messed up,
BUT SO CUTE!!!!!
:):)
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OH CRAP THAT'S A BIG SPIDER

I hate spiders.
Hate them,
Hate them,
HATE THEM!!!!!!!
I don't care if they eat flies and mosquitoes and whatever else,
Those little...
...(Or not so little)...
Guys are freakin' scary!
Now, I don't mind bug-bugs,
But,
Get me near a spider...
And I'll probably blow your ears off.
Yeah...
I.
HATE.
THEM.
I swear,
The only reason I have high heels in mah closet,
Is so I can smush evil spiders to death.
And then the go bye-bye down my toilet.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The scariest thing about spiders, though,
Is when you grab a shoe to smush it,
AND THEY'RE GONE!!!!
THEY'VE DISAPPEARED!!!!
AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU!!!!
*cue mental breakdown*
(I recommend earplugs.)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
...I think I'm good.
Only one question:
WHERE THE HECK DID THAT THING GO?!?!?!??!

JPR #10

1. DOUBLE DIGITS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Finally figured out how to type my email without looking! I have no clue why the heck this makes me so happy!
3. I envy colorblind peoples. They have no trouble solving Rubix Cubes.
4. Sparkly pen or the marker with the small fuzzball on top? Decisions, decisions...
5. No, Katy Perry, I have never felt like a plastic bag. A paper bag, yes, but not plastic. You fail.
6.  Never squish a puffed-up pufferfish toy thingy too much...It will explode.
7. Sha-litty-la-litty-sha-litty-la.
8. HOW THE HECK ARE MY TOES STILL COLOURFUL?!?!?!!?
9. Labor Day is officially my favourite holiday. NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!
10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, my mommy's birthday is today!
I love her way too much for words!
<3
(...Wait, I just typed stuff out.)
(That's considered words, right?)
(...I'm screwed...)

Red Lipstick Helps You With Homework?

Don't be freaked out by my weirdness.
But...
For some strange reason...
Everytime I'm stuck doing homework...
Actually at home and not at school...
Because I hate having to drag home textbooks...
Even though I think everyone hates that...
My point is...
I put on bright red lipstick.
*cue weird looks*
Now, I know what you're thinking...
Or screaming...
Whichever...
"But, Fairy of Subterra, I thought you hated everything girly! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!"
I do hate everything girlishly.
Like shopping,
Skirts,
Dresses,
Perfume,
The color pink,
Most things sparkly,
Justin Bieber,
The Twilight series,
Headbands,
Straightening meh hair,
Curling meh hair,
Having meh hair cut,
Silly bands,
Purses,
Glee...
...I think you get the point...
But,
Makeup isn't one of those things.
I mean,
Eyeshadow,
Concealer,
Mascara,
Lip Gloss,
All that junk is good.
Oh,
And...
I NEED MY RACCOON EYES.
Eyeliner is one of the best things ever.
But,
I don't use lipstick too much,
Much less RED lipstick...
I wonder if it's like coffee to meh...
Like, it gives me energy?
Helps me think?
Or am I just plain weird?
...I think it's the latter...

Uhhhhhhhh...

Since I didn't bother taking pictures this week...
Enjoy staring at this random tree.
:):)
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Since I don't feel like getting sued by both Hunger Games peoples AND random tree picture peoples...
I DON'T OWN THIS PICTURE, OKAY?!?!?!?!
...Oh crap, that's a big net...

OMG THESE BOOKS ARE AWESOME!!!!

Okay,
If you haven't read "The Hunger Games" series,
You are seriously missing out!
So far, I've only read the first book,
But,
IT IS FLIPPIN' AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!!
No sugarcoating whatsoever.
:):)
These books are all about what happens hundreds of years into the future,
After North America is destroyed.
The new country there is called 'Panem',
And it's seperated into twelve districts,
Plus the Capitol.
(Yeah, that's how it's spelled int the books...Heheh...)
There used to be a thirteenth district,
But it kinda blew up.
...Heheh...
Anyways,
The Capitol is in charge,
And every year,
They host a fight to the death known as the 'Hunger Games'.
And,
In the first book,
'The Hunger Games'.
(The only one I've read so far...)
(...Heheh...)
Oh so sweet Katniss Everdeen of District 12 takes her sister's place in the fight,
And she goes to fight with the boy from District 12,
A sweet boy who gave her bread when her family was starving,
Peeta Mellark.
(Yup, Peeta.)
(Not Peter.)
(...Heheh...)
WHAT HAPPENS?!?!
...
...
READ THE BOOKS!!!!
Haha, always wanted to say that.
:P
Seriously, though,
READ THEM!!!!!
:):)
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This message has been approved by Fairy of Subterra. She was in no way or form paid for this ad.
Hmmm, wonder if I could mooch some money off Suzanne Collins for this...
Nah, better to avoid the lawyers.
...

JPR #9

TO RANDOMNESS WE GO!
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1. Today, I fell off a horse. His name was Morley. I LUV HIM! xD
2. STUPID HAPPY NAPPERS! PILLOW PETS WERE FIRST!!! COPY-CATS!!!
3. Is-a-Mario! You-a are totally reading this-a in-a me-a voice, no?
4. How many FoS's does it take to change two lightbulbs? More than one, that's for sure.
5. Bored to the da to the KILL ME!!!!!
6. Two Things I Hate: skirts and leg hair. The twin evils. GRRRRRRRRRR.
7. Pony says neigh. NEEEEEIIIIIIGGGHH.
8. It's NYAN. Not "nye-yan". GET IT RIGHT FOR THE POPTART KITTEH!
9. SINCE WHEN DOES BLUE GATORADE TASTE SO GOOD?!?!?!
10. Peace to da out to da PUFFY PONIES!!!
^.^

I'm Not Cut Out For This Blog...JUST KIDDING!

Sorry for giving you a mini-heart attack.
...Okay, fine, I'm not.
But,
The actual POINT of this post,
Is to introduce you to lil' miss Katy McAllister!
AND,
Her AWESOME original song,
"Not Cut Out"!
I LUV HER!
:):)
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She is AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
:):)
(Sorry for this being so short. Typing with one hand is a pain.)
(But, I think the song makes up for it...)
(Just hit replay a few times and you'll get what I mean...)
(I repeat: AWESOME SAUCE!!!)
(Wait, I haven't said that yet...)
(...BE DISRACTED BY BUNNEH!!!)
( )( )
(-.-)
(__)

Rubber Duckys Ooh-La-La!!!

Rubber duckys luv to stare at random crazy peoples!
I currently own...
*counts like a five-year-old*
Sixteen.
16.
Rubber duckys.
Staring...
At me...
...Slightly creepy.
I swear, those things come alive at night and try to destory meh.
Seriously,
Once I was up reeeeeaaaaaaaaally late,
(Or is it 'early'?)
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
And I heard noises.
Like,
QUACKY NOISES.
And they just kept getting closer and closer and closer and...
*cue dramatic background music*
...WOMP WOMP WOOOOMMMMPP...
(NO!)
(BAD FINGERS!)
(WHEN YOU SAY "*cue whatever*"...)
(...YOU DON'T ACTUALLY TYPE IN THE SOUND!)
(IDIOTIC LITTLE DIGITS!)
(...OOH DIGIT!)
(WHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!?!?!?!)
(ME MUST HAVE SMALL PIXIE!!!!)
(...You have no clue what I'm talking about, do you?)
(Typical.)
(Wait, why the heck am I still typing in parentheses?)
(Wait, is that spelled right?)
(SPELL CHECK!!!)
(...Yeah, we're good.)
(Thank you magical wittle robot for saving meh life.)
(...Er...I mean my grades?)
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
(...I forgot what I was talking about.)
(Whateverness.)
(All these parentheses are giving me a headache.)
(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...)
(WHY AM I STILL TYPING INSIDE YOU LITTLE DEVILS?!?!)
(I SAY GRRRR.)
(GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.)
Okay, that's enough of that.
Since I totally forgot where that story was going...
...Even though I almost get killed by small rubber duckys who live in my bathtub...
...Even though they don't even live in my bathtub...
(Seriously, they live on a shelf of junk.)
(Poor duckys.)
(...)
(DARN YOU PARENTHESES!!!!!!!!)
...Anyways...
Did ya know that if you look at a ducky's beak reeeaaaaaally closely...
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WEARING A PUPPY MASK!!!
O_O
LE GASP!!!!!
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...I'm done.
BYE BYE CRAZY PEOPLES!!!!!
:):)

Schedule for Forever :):)

Okay, so this is the schedule for this blog for the rest of forever.
BE PREPARED FOR AWESOMENESS!
:):)
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Sunday: News/JPR #Whatever
Monday: Random Rant
Tuesday: Random Video/Website
Wednesday: JPR #Whatever
Thursday: Random Rant
Friday: Random Picture/Video
Saturday: Random Rant
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Most of the Videos/Pictures/Websites will probably have a rant with it, just letting ya know.
So,
DROP THE DANG PITCHFORKS
AND PUT AWAY THE TORCHES.
:):)

YAY

Okay, I'm back!
And, I have great news!
Well, multiple great newses!
And I don't even care that 'newses' isn't a word!
And neither will you!
Because you shall scream!
In...
...5...
...4...
...3...
...2...
...1...
I'M GOING TO START POSTING EVERYDAY AGAIN!
*cue girlish scream*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I am so freakin' pumped!
Ya wanna know why?
Whyyyyy?
WHYYYYYYYYY?
Because...
I AM OFFICIALLY THE EIGHTH-BEST JUNIOR EXHIBITOR COUNTRY PLEASURE RIDER IN THE WHOLE FREAKIN' WORLD!!!
Not just my state...
Or the states...
THE WORLD!!!!!
And, since y'all put up with me through all this junk, I felt like you deserved an award.
:):)
So, every afternoon, tune in for some randomnessy luv!
And thanks to all of you!
:):)

I HATE SCHOOL!!!

IhatescholIhateschoolIhateschoolIhateschoolIhateschoolIHATESCHOOL!!!!!!!!
We started on Wednesday.
The Math textbook weighs seven pounds.
The new Spanish teacher is super-seriously peppy.
Music is a lot of random names, papers, and projects.
History is offensive to me (It's "Native Americans"! NOT "Indians"! >.<)
We're making a COLOUR WHEEL in Art.
We have a ten page packet to complete in an hour-and-a-half in English.
Health is...awkward.
Science is memorizing AND drawing the entire periodic table.
Leadership is VERY STUPID...
...And the teacher needs to choose her words more wisely in a class of teenagers.
Seriously.
Religion is...service hours.
Which I can't earn because I'm not a member of a parish.
Greeeeaaaaatt...
Plus,
THE LOCKERS ARE FRICKIN' SMALLER THAN A CHIPMUNK!!!!!
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, and did I mention that I'm single now?
Yup,
I reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyy HATE school.
>.<

JPR #8

Just Plain Randomness Numero Eighto comin' at 'cha crazy peoples! :):)
(Translation: Dora stole all meh randomness.)
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1. Why does yesterday's storm have to knock out the power at the school scheduled to start tomorrow instead of MINE?!?!?!? >.<
2. Puffy Ponies make everything better. :):)
3. If veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?
4. We're riding on our bicicletas looking at the light up top! When the light turns red, yell "PARA: STOP"!
5. SPINNY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. ( )( )
   (O.O)
   (___)
7. NO SPONGEBOB DON'T THROW THAT PEANUT AT THE POOR OYST---...Darn it...
8. Eight is a snowman without a head. Poor decapitated snowy dude. :(
9. Okay, so my school starts on Wednesday. Joy, oh joy...But, expect more updates, since I'll probably be putting off homework and junk. Kind of like I'm doing now...Heheh...I hate Summer Book Reports. Still, though, if ya like action: READ THE 'ALEX RIDER' SERIES BY ANTHONY HOROWITZ! SERIOUSLY! But, I've also got a horse show next week. After that, though, I'll have plenty of homework to skip...Heheh...
10. I really should've just made 9 a separate note...Too late now...

Quite Possibly the Funniest Screw-Up of My Name EVER

Okay, so there's this one dude on YouTube...
His name is Stephen Steel...
Okay, his last name really isn't Steel...
Because I know his last name...
Thanks to meh wonderful stalkerishness...
And his YouTube channel is TheInstantUpdate...
And his vlog channel is TheSTEELvlog...
And he made a video at, like, one this morning...
And I commented (last page of comments) on it...
And in said comment I mentioned the new 'Reaction' button...
That's now next to the comment section...
Yeah, I'm surprised I noticed it, too...
Anyways...
Then Stephen saw said comment...
And mentioned me in another video..
About said comment about said 'Reaction' button...
And he totally mispronounced meh name...
Seriously.
I think he just couldn't see the screen with the camera,
But,
STILL!
Watch and see for yourself!
Hope ya get a laugh out of it!
I know I did!
xD
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Just...xD

Me Likey "The Band Perry"

No, not Katy Perry.
Or Perry the Platypus.
The BAND Perry.
Not that I don't like the other two,
THIS JUST ISN'T THEIR RANT.
Okay,
So,
The Band Perry.
Long story short:
I FREAKIN' LUFFLE THEM OH MY FRICKIN' GOSH DANG THEY SOUND SO AMAZING ACKACKACKACK I'M IN LUV.
Believe meh,
You don't want to hear the long version.
Still,
THEY ROCK!
Seriously,
They are the absolute BEST country singers I've heard in a loooooooooooooooooooooong time!
I'm not even sugarcoating this.
And,
Believe meh,
I sugarcoat a LOT of things.
Listen and be amazed.
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The Band Perry--You Lie

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The Band Perry--If I Die Young

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These are my two favorite songs by them!

:):)

Are you dead yet?

Ugh, you peoples have got to be immortal or something.

Seriously.

Because they're just THAT FREAKIN' WOWZA.

Except you don't throw away the ring.

You pawn it.

Everyone knows that!

:):)

JPR #7

Yep, bringing the Just Plain Randomness back into this place!
Please Note: There will be no set day for these. I'll post one when I feel like it.
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1. If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses...
2. Why the heck does "raspberry" have a "p" in it?!?!
3. Meeeeeooooooooooooooooww.
4. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic officially ruined my childhood. THERE ARE NO GUY PONIES.
5. ~Luv and peace and junk like that.~
6. Peoples in orchestra are like band geeks in skirts...
7. THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!
8. I'm standing beside a door!
9. Does "Bud" sounds like a girl's name? Yeah, that's what I thought, too...Heheh...
10. CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE. HANDS IN YOUR LAP. Man, I miss Kindergarten...

Random Picture Because I'm Lazy

Yeah...basically what the title says. It's cute, though! And random! And not animal cruelty (I SWEAR)!



Everyone, this is Lucky! I call him Soccer Ball because...
...Well, he has black spots on his back...
...You get the point.
Anyways, I honestly did NOT put him in this bag!
He crawls in himself!
It's both cute and random.
But mostly cute.
:):)
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BAAAAAAAM EBONY!
Yes, that cat is bigger than you. -.-

Oh, Heartbreak...And Ice Cream

Heheh, I'm back...
...A week late, but I'm still back!
Sorry, but one of meh friends just went through a really bad break-up, and I've been hanging with her every chance I get.
I really need to quit with all these excuses...
But,
Heartbreak sucks.
Majorly.
Ya know what helps heartbreak?
Two words:
ICE CREAM.
Ooh look! I can count!
That proves I passed Preschool.
Take THAT evil Science teacher!
...Just kidding? Please don't kill me...
Anyways,
Ice cream is pretty much the best possible Band-Aid for heartbreak.
Just ice cream.
NO CHICK FLICKS.
I swear, those things suck the life outta you...
Seriously, though, ice cream can cure pretty much everything.
...Except fat rhinos, but, hey, can't win 'em all.
Of course, if ice cream DID fix that, we would have unicorns...
UGH.
But, yeah, ice cream is magical.
(COFFEE ICE CREAM IS RAINBOW NYAN CAT MAGICAL! Juss sayin'...)
Well, all sugar is magical...
And sugar with caffeine just takes the cake.
...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
...
So, yeah, I'm gonna go before I pass out on the keyboard...
Adios meh dear sweet crazjnbciuebcyubenjwbcwkncbhfjehwkjlmkcbeljw...

Bad News

Hey crazies!
Ya know how I said that updates from me would be more often  and regular from now on?
Well,
I'm currently out of town (out of state, actually) and staying in a (VERY FREAKIN' CRAPPY) hotel until around Monday.
And, guess what?
The only free wifi in this hotel is down in the lobby.
So, probably nothing from me for a little while.
I'll probably post again Monday or something, so look forward to that.
Sorry 'bout this guys, but I SHALL MAKE IT UP TO Y'ALL.
So,
Tata for now!
:):)

Power Rangers==PURE AWESOMENESS

Yes, purple-peoples-eaters, it is tomorrow! Don't trust your calenders, IT IS TOMORROW. NOT FOUR DAYS AFTER I SAID I'D POST THIS. TOMORROW.
By the way, does "purple-peoples-eaters" mean that you're purple and eat people, or that you only eat purple people?
CONFUZZLING.
...Anyways...
Power Rangers is frickin' awesomeness!
No kidding here.
IT'S MORE FREAKIN' ADDICTING THAN SOAP OPERAS.
Yeah, that good.
:):)
So far, I've only seen bits of Samurai,
Bits of S.P.D. (By the way, that stands for "Space Patrol Delta". It took meh forever to figure that out. And, by forever, I mean a few months. Yay for slowness...),
And the full seasons of Ninja Storm and Dino Thunder.
Take a guess at how many seasons there are right now.
GUESS.
Whatever you guessed,
IT'S WRONG.
Samurai is the latest...
And quite possibly the worst...
But, it's the NINETEENTH SEASON.
ONE-NINE.
As in,
ONE LESS THAN TWENTY.
All I can say to that is:
HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP THAT'S A BIG NUMBER!!!
I think I seriously screamed that the first time I found that out...
Still,
DO YOU REALIZE HOW INSANE THAT IS?!?!
Okay, time to stop with the bold yelling.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO MUCH FUN!!!!
Stop it fingers!
NOESA!!!
*facepalms*
Anyways,
So far, the best season, in meh opinion, is Dino Thunder.
Because there's one awesome chick with one awesome voice singing and playing the Yellow Dino Ranger in it...
*coughcough*EMMALAHANA*coughcough*
Yupz, still obsessed.
YAY FOR OBSESSIONS!
See, I yelled with no bold.
Aren't you so proud of meh?
:):)
Seriously, though, if ya wanna watch Power Rangers,
DO NOT WATCH SAMURAI.
WATCH NINJA STORM.
OR DINO THUNDER.
BECAUSE SAMURAI REALLY SUCKS.
Sadly, not joking.
:(
Still,
AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
...There goes meh progress.
Darn...
:):)

Soap Operas

Okay, I know I've been AWOL lately, but I'm getting back on track with meh life, so updates should be a lot more regular from now on! Happy Dance Time! :):)
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Yeah, I promised this would be a rant about Power Rangers...expect that tomorrow.
Anyways, since girlyness has lately decided to take over my body, I have been obsessed with soap operas.
Yeah, I'm as confuzzled as you are.
Point being, I've been obsessed with everything involving stupid drama. Yay me.
Soap operas tend to be very stupid and over dramatic, yet INSANELY ADDICTING.
Sadly, no, I'm not joking.
I AM LOSING MEH TOMBOYNESS OVER HERE.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
Especially since I keep getting into makeup...ACK WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO MEH?!?!?
Not that I don't positively luv meh raccoon eyes, it's just weird for me...
Yupz, I'm one of the chick who likes heavy dark eyeliner.
It's more addicting than the soap operas.
No worries, though, I still despise shopping.
And skirts.
And super peppy happy music.
And mornings.
And anything pink.
And Glee (no offense to any Gleeks [did I really just type that word?] out there).
And small carnivorous ducks.
*coughcough*EVIIIILLL*coughcough*
...
Annnnyyyywwwaaaayyyyssss...
Soap operas:
DO NOT WATCH THEM IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE.
OR YOUR SANITY.
...Wait, since when did any of us have sanity?
...

Random Chick Whom I LUV

Okay, so I've been on a MAJOR Power Rangers kick lately (expect a rant about that soon), and you'll never guess what I found!
Okay, you probably can, considering the title...
ANYWAYS,
There's this one chick from Power Rangers: Dino Thunder named Kira Ford, a.k.a. the Yellow Dino Ranger.
She's played by Emma Lahana.
Two things I freakin' LUV about her:
1. Her last name.
C'mon! You know you're jealous! :)
2. THIS
CHICK
HAS
A
FREAKIN'
ROCKIN'
VOICE.
Seriously,
SHE IS AMAZINGNESS!
Don't believe me?
Take a listen:

Have you died from exposure to AWESOMENESS yet?

Nope?

You're not a zombie?

Are you sure?

ARE YOU SURE?

ARE YOU FREAKIN' SURE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

...

Phew. Sorry, I get a little worked up about the Zombie Apocalypse sometimes.

Oh, you know it's gonna happen.

You don't think it will?

Well, don't come crying to me when a bunch of zombies shows up at your door one day before slowly devouring your brains and turning you into one of them.

...Where was I again?

Ah, lil' miss Emma Lahana.

Try saying her last name out loud.

Repeat.

Repeat.

RepeatRepeatRepeat.

Cool, right?

:)

Point is,

I LUV THIS CHICK.

AND HER MUSIC.

AND THE REST OF HER AWESOMENESS.

:)

Now, I must go kill a spider with a flamethrower.

TOODALOO!

:)

Sharpies and Expo Markers :)

Okay, please tell me someone else out there enjoys sniffing Sharpies and Expo Markers from time to time.
*crickets chirp*
DANG IT.
I know it kills brain cells, but they smell FREAKIN' GOOD.
THEY DO.
THEY REALLY DO.
OM NOM NOM GOOD.
OKAY, MAYBE NOT OM NOM NOM GOOD.
BUT STILL GOOD.
AND WHY AM I STILL TYPING IN CAPS?
BECAUSE I ENJOY MAKING THAT LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SCREAM THESE WORDS.
SO MUCH FUN.
SO MUCH FUN.
I ENJOY THIS.
I GREATLY ENJOY THIS.
*evil smile*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
...And the voice in your head goes back to normal.
Crazy, right?
Okay, got waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic there, so let's get back on topic for once.
When do I ever stay on topic?
...
*more crickets*
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Anyways, Sharpies smell awesome.
So do Expo Markers.
AND THEY'RE COLOURFUL!!!
MORE YELLING!
YAY!
:)
Sorry, I enjoy that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more than I should.
:)
Seriously, all good-smelling markers are awesome...
...
I think I'm done.
Oh, and did I mention I'm not dead?
Nope, not dead.
Not even a little bit.
Yay?
...

EEP!!!!!!!

EEP
EEP
EEP
EEP
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
:)
I AM SO HAPPY!!!!
Now, quick warning, this is slightly random, but not really.
So, either skip it, read it, or go shave a squirrel.
:)
Anyways,
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE MONTH!!!!
ONE MONTH
ONE MONTH
ONE MONTH
:)
I've officially been dating my boyfriend for a month today!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!
Isn't it funny that our monthaversery is on the same day that Prince William and Kate Middleton got married over in the UK?
Whom I luv, BTW.
:)
EEEEEEEEPPPPPPP
I so love him!
He is so sweet and...
:)
But, look for a new post soon!
Because I am freakin' ready to get my dang randomness going again!
:)
Luv yaz!

Hippos and Rhinos

¡YO QUIERO SER UN HIPOPÓTAMO!

Yes, I speak Spanish. Don't be suprised.
Anyways, the translation of that little phrase is:
I WANT TO BE A HIPPO!
And, I do.
I really do.
Why?
It'll all make sense in a minute.
First, let me explain something that MLIA has taught me.
According to my fellow MLIA-ers, rhinos are just fat unicorns.
So,
Rhino+treadmill=Unicorn
Still following me?
Good.
Now, think about hippos in the same logic.
What do hippos look like?
Think.
Think.
THINK.
...........
You thought, right?
Okay, phew, thought I was gonna have to break out the bus.
............
Oh, like you've never seen a teenage girl who uses a bus to run peoples over!
...Really?
You haven't?
Dang it...
Whoa, off topic.
Anyways, hippos look kind of like dinosaurs, right?
Right?
Right?
Si.
But, hippos are shorter than dinosaurs.
They're fatter, too.
Sooooooooo...
Hippos are just fat short dinosaurs!
Hippo+treadmill+growth stimulant=DINOSAUR
Awesomeness, right?
:)

Guess Who's Back?!

I AM SO FREAKIN' SORRY PEOPLES!!!!!!!
I swear I did not mean to disappear for that long!
I had NO CLUE I would get insanely busy!
Let me explain:
Okay, first thing was school.
Tests, homework, more tests, safety patrol, some more tests, projects, our musical, evil teachers, and the like.
Obviously, got a little stressed.
Next thing was horses.
I actually just got back from a horse show today.
And, before you ask, I got a first place and a third place.
:)
Also, I'm still working...
*sigh*
Thirteen-year-olds are not meant to work in such a physically demanding job.
Meh, still luv it!
:)
Next was (suprisingly) my social life.
Big shocker:
I GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!
Our one-month anniversary is on April 29th!
Needless to say, I'm on cloud nine.

:)

Anyways, I know this really doesn't make up for me leaving for so long.

But, I already punished myself for doing that to y'all!

Take a look:

I watched that whole video.

Without pausing it.

AT ALL.

And, I did it for you guys!

:)

So, with my melted brain, I shall keep writing on here!

Prepare for randomness...

BECAUSE FoS IS BACK, BABY!!

( )( )

(^.^)

(__)

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

Just Plain Randomness #6

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I haven't posted in five days, so don't want to hear it.

1. I WANT A BUNNY. I DON'T CARE IF THEY CHEW ON WIRES AND POOP A LOT, I WANT A BUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!
2. NESSINESSNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
4. CAREBEARS AND RAINBOWS AND *brain fried* Ugh, too much glitter and sparkles...
5. My sweatpants are sweating fuzz...8'(
6. Pray for the people in Japan, Hawaii, and the Pacific Coast. Please...
7. I am SO dying my hair purple tomorrow! 8D
8. OM NOM NOM
9. What I would give to have a cupcake right now...
10. OOH DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!!!!!! 8D

I'm so sorry about this post, but I had to give you SOMETHING. I swear I will be (hopefully) back in time for the next JPR this Tuesday! I'M EFFING TRYING!!!!! 8D

What's Been Happening

Okay, so today's post is an explanation of what's been happening with my posting.
I'm really sorry that I haven't been posting as often as I'd like, but I've been cramming for some tests over the next week.
These are standarized tests that I DESPERATELY want to score well on so that I can (maybe) skip eighth grade and just move into high school as a freshman next year.
Plus, I have a few more extra-credit tests over the weekend that several people are counting on me for.
I can't tell you what exactly they are, but it is SERIOUSLY important that I score H-I-G-H on the tests.
And, I just started working again, so that's going to leave me out of the loop for a while.
I now work every other Sunday from 7:30am to 1:30pm.
That is, unless I switch Sundays around with my coworker or somthing.
But, that's a six hour shift, for you math-failers out there.
I work at a barn, for your information.
So, it's a lot of hard work for a thirteen-year-old girl.
...And I luv every minute of it.
But, I also ride my horse and a western horse at 10am and 10:45am, two forty-five minute lessons, every Sunday.
And, I ride once on Wednesday and once on Saturday, as well.
Needless to say, I'm worn out.
Also, I'm in a musical at my school.
We're performing "The Aristocats" in May for our community.
I may not have a big part, or even a speaking part, but I help out a lot with the tech crew and such.
So, that's got me scrambling to get back on my feet.
For your information, I do have a (small) life outside of this blog.
It's not much, but it's still a life.
So, please forgive me if I can't post every day, or even every two days.
I'm trying, I really am.
Thanks, guys.
8D

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE!!!!!!!!!!

Look at the next post to see what's been happening with me and ~Meh~ posts.

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE WERE RELEASED TODAY!!!!!!
IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I'm too lazy to type in the "e" with the accent.
8D
But,
I GOT POKEMON BLACK!!!!!
And,
I'M GETTING WHITE NEXT WEEK!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon Black is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more AWESOME than I thought it'd be!!!!!
The only bad part though is that I'm stuck in the middle of battling a bunch of kids...
And the electric types in the game are kind of killing me...
And Pansage, Pansear, and Panpour are all colored monkeys...
But,
IT'S STILL AWESOME!!!!
Seriously,
It is.
And,
I'm sure White is FANTASTIC, too!!!!
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I chose Oshawott for my starter.
It's a tradition for me to go with the water starter first run,
Then fire,
And then grass.
Yeah, my OCD yells at me if I don't do everything in order.
*shrugs*
But, hey.
What's a girl to do?
8D
Anyways,
AMAZING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
8D

LiSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSp...

What idiot decided to put an "s" in lisp?
Anyways, the reason I'm talking about lispyness is the fact that I got my braces off today!!!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!
...And I got a retainer.
Meh.
It's not that bad...
Well,
The bottom piece, anyways.
The top bit annoys the heck out of me.
>.<
Why do I despise it so?
Well...
It gives me a terrible (yet really funny to other people) lisp.
LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP.
It makes my teeth hurt like crazy.
It's a pain in the butt to stick in my mouth.
It feels so freakin' WEIRD.
I have to wear this thing 24/7 for the next SIX MONTHS.
Kill me now.
Anyways, my teeth look really good.
But, everyone keeps cracking up at my terrible lisp.
Meh, it is pretty funny.
8D

Bunnies, Bunnies, And More Bunnies...

BUNNY GALLERY!!!! 8D

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AREN'T ALL THESE BUNNEHS SUPER CUTE?!?!?!?!?!
8D
(Oh, yeah, I've got an EVIIIILLL kindergartener update for ya. Guess what they did to me today? They slammed my head into a [HARD] brick wall and gave me a massive headache before running away with my shoes and socks. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...)

Kindergarteners. Are. EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!

They are.
They really are.
Kindergarteners are planning to take over the world.
Don't ask how I know this.
Okay, do ask.
Do ask what they did to me today.
Alright, then.
I'll tell you.
Today, me and my grade went out to recess.
(Yeah, we still have recess.
Save yourself the trouble and just don't ask.
Seriously,
DON'T ASK!!!!)
The kindergarteners share the time with us.
You wanna know what a bunch of the little girls did to me?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Of course ya do.
Ya wouldn't have asked in the first place if ya didn't.
8D
Anyways,
They all:
Chased me around,
Grabbed onto my sweatshirt,
Dragged me into a corner,
Smushed me into said corner,
Stole my shoes,
Tied me up with jump ropes,
And stole my lunch box.
Oh,
And one of them LICKED me.
L-I-C-K-E-D.
As in, that thing you do with your tongue.
...Why does that sound so wrong?
Anyways,
They made me bleed, too!
...And that also sounds wrong.
Ugh.
Try this:
*They gave me a big boo-boo, too!
That's better.
...I hope...
So,
Do ya freakin' see why those little guys are evil?
Huh?
Do ya?
Do ya?
DO YA?
Good.
8D
(Oh, yeah.
Did I mention I'm a seventh grader?
EVIIIILLL LITTLE KIDS!!!!!
EVIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
8D

Just Plain Randomness #5

Hola peoples! Happy March, and here's this week's JPR! 8D

1. Does anyone else get annoyed when all the popcorn kernels in the bag don't pop? Grrrrrrrrr...
2. A bunch of kindergarteners gave me a boo-boo! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
3. Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and Ziggy and Zaggy and...ZEBRA-Y!!!
4. Yo tengo no vida...
5. The big, smile-y, heart-y, febreeze-y, attack-y, EVIIIILLL monkey is plotting to kill me and take over the world with the help of Evil Bunny and all the evil punctuation marks! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
6. My wall is shiny...Heheh.
7. I AM A CAT! MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW....
8. YES! YESYESYES! CUT UP THAT STUPID JUSTIN BIEBER BRACELET!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!
9. Nines are just upside-down sixes trying to get attention. Hmph.
10. I have a bunch of colorful ducks staring at me...I think I'm going to go hide under my bed now.

Has anyone seen my pet rock? I lost it a few days ago...*shrugs* Oh, well...8D

Rock, Paper, Scissors...

Rock...
Paper...
Scissors...
SHOOT!!!
Yeah, I do the version with "shoot" at the end.
But, THIS GAME MAKES NO SENSE!!!
I mean,
I get how Scissors can beat Paper.
I get how Rock can beat Scissors.
But,
HOW THE HECK CAN PAPER BEAT ROCK?!?!?
I mean...
IT'S A FREAKIN' ROCK!!!!
And yet flimsy little (sharp) paper can beat it.
Much less by simply COVERING the dang rock!!
Really, people, really?
Rock would beat the crap out of paper!
Seriously,
Next time someone throws a rock at you,
Hold up a piece of paper and watch it "protect you".
Yeah...
No.
NOTHING BEATS ROCK!
ESPECIALLY NOT PAPER!!
Well,
Dynamite might beat it,
But that's a whole other idea...
Oh,
And dragons,
Fire,
Storm,
Nothing,
And some other junk can destroy it, too.
Yeah, we play Rock, Paper, Scissors EPICALLY!
So much fun...
8D

Winter ROX!!!!!

Okay, just so this is clear, this is NOT a post about rocks. 8D

Winter is my absolute FAVORITE season!
I luv it,
Luv it,
LUV IT!!!!
I mean, come on.
There are so many reasons why it is positively AWESOME!!!!!
1. Girls don't have to shave their legs.
8D
2. One word: SNOW.
I can't get enough of that cold little white fluffy stuff.
8D
3. Ice, ice, and more ice!!!
Come on.
How many of you out there DON'T luv sliding around on those little icy patches?
*crickets chirp*
Yeah, thought so.
8D
4. SNOW DAYS
I don't think I could live without snow days!
WE
NEED
BREAKS!!!!
(Well, and we need time to do our neglected homework. 8D )
5. No bugs.
Flies and mosquitoes are just drawn to me, so winter gives me times to replenish my blood supply.
Seriously,
I get AT LEAST ten bug bites on the first day of spring.
Hate those annoying little guys.
6. You get to freeze your butt off as you hide under your bed covers waiting for the big wintery ice monster to pop out of your closet and munch you to death!!
...Wait, that might be a bad thing.
Oh, well.
You get the point.
8D

Why Can't This Junk Be Real?

• Unicorns.
• Pegasus.
• Easter Bunny.
• Talking Horse.
• Fairies.
• Magic.
• Santa Claus.
• Tooth Fairy.
• Ghosts.
• Zombies.
• Project Phoenix.
• Flying Fish.
• Real Reindeer Without Bunny Tails.
• Pokémon.
• Bakugan.
• Magical Stuffed Animals That Come To Life.
• Naruto.
• Peace.
• Money Trees.
• Pets That Don't Shed.
• Working Angel Wings.
• Makeup That Doesn't Run.
• Microwaves Without Open Buttons
• A Life For Me

Seriously, why can't this junk be real?
THIS
JUNK
IS
AMAZING.
Having these things would really make life better...
Or, at least, most of them would.
8D

I'm Thoroughly Confuzzled...

Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!

So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D

The Best Part Of Baking

Okay, my mom just started baking brownies, so I felt the need to post this. 8D

Baking.
BAKING.
B-A-K-I-N-G.
Basically, cooking yummy food that may contain a smidge of sugar.
Or a lot.
I'm going to go with LOTS!!!!
But, it can be such a hassle.
Getting everything ready,
Picking what to make,
Making sure nothing gets burned,
Junk like that.
However, there is one little part that makes it all worth it.
One measely little part.
So simple, Donkey could do it!
And he does.
A LOT.
This fantastical little part is...
Is...
Is...
Is...
......
......
......
LICKING THE SPOON OR EGG BEATERS AFTER MIXING THE BATTER!!!!!!
Duh.
Who DOESN'T like licking up all the yummy, sugary mess?
Oh, right.
People who are on a diet.
Which, obviously, I am not.
8D
THE SUGAR MAKES YOU SOOOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YUMMINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SUGARINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Got to LUV all that sugar.
8D

Just Plain Randomness #4

...Well, I feel like an idiot.
YESTERDAY was Tuesday, not today.
Today is WEDNESDAY.
I totally forgot to post this yesterday. So sorry!
Either way, here ya go! 8D

1. JUST GOT MY PHONE BACK. SOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!
2. MLIA---Best. Site. Ever. 8D
3. YAY YUMMY SMELLING HAND SANITIZER!!!!!
4. Peppermint. Smells. NASTY. >.<
5. What happened to STICKY Post-It Notes?
6. Earbuds, Headphones, WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?!?!?
7. I would kill for some chocolate right now...
8. Or some coffee. Preferably the latter...
9. BAD LAPTOP BLACKOUT BUTTON. BAD.
10. What the heck happened to all my randomness?

...Yeah, I'm sunk.

Greatest Mystery Of All Time~~~SOLVED

Yeah, sorry I couldn't post yesterday (thanks, Ian, for covering for me 8D), but I have a legit excuse this time!....I got grounded.....So, anyways, here's today's!!!

Okay, on Sunday, I got MAJORLY bored, so I decided to solve one of the greatest mysteries of all time.
What is this "mystery", you ask?
Well, you've probably heard it dozens and dozens of times.
And wondered about it a bunch.
And attempted (and failed) to solve it quite a few times.
But, I did not fail.
I can now answer one of the most important questions in history.
I can.
I really can.
I can finally tell you what the solution is.
Because...
I
Know
How
Many
Licks
It
Takes
To
Get
To
The
Center
Of
A
TOOTSIE POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do.
I really do.
And, now,
I can tell YOU!!!!!!
I know this suspense is driving you nutzo.
I know you want to learn.
So, I won't keep you waiting.
Here I go:
To get to the center of a Tootsie Pop,
It
Takes...
............
...........
...........
3
3
7
LICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
337.
337.
337.
337.
337 Licks.
...Hope you're happy! 8D

...WTF?

So, I just had a thought. What if cats and dogs actually DID fall from the sky? I mean, what do you think would happen? We have enough of a domestic animal problem anyway! They shoot out, like, 9 kids in one pregnancy, but to have them falling from the sky too!? PREPOSTEROUS. I mean, look at the problems that would come about!

• Too many animals.
• People getting head injuries.
• Possibly a cat/dog apocalypse.

And that's just a few of them! Crazy, right!? "It's raining cats and dogs!" WEIRDEST. SAYING. EVER.

COFFEE CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE CCOOFFFFEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMAZING
SIMPLY AMAZING
NO OTHER WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT
AT ALL
EXCEPT MAYBE:
AWESOME
UNDESCRIBABLE
FANTASTIC
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND OTHER JUNK LIKE THAT
BEYOND. WORDS.
TOTALLY. AND. COMPLETELY.
8D
Sorry, this stuff just gets me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't resist posting about it.
I can't.
I JUST CCCCAAAANNNN''''TTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, I would kill myself if I didn't post about it!!!!!!
I really would.
I LUV it that much!!!!!!!
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...Bet'cha can't guess what I'm drinking. 8D

Meaning Of My Usernames...

Yeah, I'm running out of ideas...

1. afgs
This is my initials and my first horse's nickname. It goes: A**** F******* G***** Sam. 8D

2. mistwolf36
Took the "mistwolf" from one of my favorite book series Avalon: Web of Magic. The "36" is just a random number I tossed in there...8D

3. Stormbringer97
Again, "Stormbringer" is from A:WOM and "97" is a random number. 8D

4. Thread of the Maze
...Pretty sure this had something to do with Greek Mythology or the Percy Jackson books. Ariadne's String, maybe? Like, "String of the Labyrinth"? Not totally sure...8D

5. theonewiththewings
I either got this from Sailor Moon or Winx Club. Anyways, it says that I'm a girl with wings. 8D

6. Fairy of Subterra
This one is from Bakugan and Winx Club. It basically says that I'm a fairy of dirt...8D


RUNNING. OUT. OF. IDEAS.

Stale Water...Ick!

Yeah, didn't post yesterday. Sorry 'bout that. I'll post again in a second, so just read and enjoy! 8D

Has anyone else ever noticed the taste water gets after it's been sitting out for a day or two?
Tastes funny, right?
Yeah...
More like:
ICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It tastes SOOOOOOO freakin' weird!
At first, it's all:
YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY
I'M WATER AND I DON'T HAVE A TASTE!!!!!!!
And then it gets stale,
And it's like:
DRINK ME! DRINK ME! DRINK ME!!!!!
I STILL DON'T HAVE A TASTE SOOOOO DDDDRRRRIIIINNNNKKKK MMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Total faker.
It DOES get a taste!
And it's sooooooo weird!
It...It...TASTES LIKE STEAM!!!!!
BUT WITH FLAVOR!!!!!!!!!!
ICKICKICKICKICKICKICKICK!!!!!!!!
Heheh.
That looks like:
IC KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK!!!!!!!
Right?
8D
But, it seriously tastes WEIRD!!!!!!
Dang it stale water!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Wall Paint?

Yeah, stealing my idea from yesterday...Well, here we go!

What the heck is the point of wall paint?
And, by wall paint, I mean painting your walls.
Any random color.
Any color at all.
Just slapping the paint on there.
Spending hours and hours rolling it on.
All
For
NOTHING.
Yeah, you heard/read me right!
Painting your walls
Does nothing.
NOTHING.
Nothing.
N-O-T-H-I-N-G.
Nada.
Zip.
Zilch.
Bleh.
Nothing. At. All.
Seriously, why do you paint your walls?
Do you stare at them all day in hopes that the giant colorful parent eating monster will jump out of one of them and eat your annoying parents?
As AWESOME as that would be...
Yeah, no.
I mean,
Most kids are OUTSIDE during the day.
Not cramped up in their room staring at the walls.
Kids are cramped up in their rooms watching TV.
DUH!
So, why paint the walls if you never, ever bother looking at them?
That's right...
BECAUSE WE'RE ALL IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8D
Although, painting is pretty much just a waste of time and money.
I mean,
Painting wood colorful colors?
Bleh.
8D

Random Growling At My School Uniform

...Pretty much what the title says. 8D

Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D

Just Plain Randomness #3

...I did not forget to post yesterday. I was...busy? Okay, I forgot, but I really was tired. I slept around eleven hours last night...Yeesh. Anyways, I'll post twice today to make you peoples happy. Deal? 8D

1. Every music composer studied every other music composer...Ugh.
2. Apparently, my real full name means that I'm a "green fire Pokémon trainer"...Yeesh.
3. Bunnies, Bunnies, Bunnies...
4. MY ENTER KEY IS LOPSIDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Ack...lots of exclamation points make me dizzy...dizzy...dizzy...
6. My lucky number...YAY!!!!!
7. Huh...but...you...and...them...and...HUH?!?!?
8. ................................DOTTINESS.......................................................
9. Stick, Sticky Note, S-T-I-C-K!!!!!
10. The 1 key is cursed...along with @ and the blackout button. Keyboards hate me. >.<
8D