Rubber Duckys Ooh-La-La!!!

Rubber duckys luv to stare at random crazy peoples!
I currently own...
*counts like a five-year-old*
Sixteen.
16.
Rubber duckys.
Staring...
At me...
...Slightly creepy.
I swear, those things come alive at night and try to destory meh.
Seriously,
Once I was up reeeeeaaaaaaaaally late,
(Or is it 'early'?)
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
And I heard noises.
Like,
QUACKY NOISES.
And they just kept getting closer and closer and closer and...
*cue dramatic background music*
...WOMP WOMP WOOOOMMMMPP...
(NO!)
(BAD FINGERS!)
(WHEN YOU SAY "*cue whatever*"...)
(...YOU DON'T ACTUALLY TYPE IN THE SOUND!)
(IDIOTIC LITTLE DIGITS!)
(...OOH DIGIT!)
(WHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!?!?!?!)
(ME MUST HAVE SMALL PIXIE!!!!)
(...You have no clue what I'm talking about, do you?)
(Typical.)
(Wait, why the heck am I still typing in parentheses?)
(Wait, is that spelled right?)
(SPELL CHECK!!!)
(...Yeah, we're good.)
(Thank you magical wittle robot for saving meh life.)
(...Er...I mean my grades?)
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
(...I forgot what I was talking about.)
(Whateverness.)
(All these parentheses are giving me a headache.)
(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...)
(WHY AM I STILL TYPING INSIDE YOU LITTLE DEVILS?!?!)
(I SAY GRRRR.)
(GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.)
Okay, that's enough of that.
Since I totally forgot where that story was going...
...Even though I almost get killed by small rubber duckys who live in my bathtub...
...Even though they don't even live in my bathtub...
(Seriously, they live on a shelf of junk.)
(Poor duckys.)
(...)
(DARN YOU PARENTHESES!!!!!!!!)
...Anyways...
Did ya know that if you look at a ducky's beak reeeaaaaaally closely...
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WEARING A PUPPY MASK!!!
O_O
LE GASP!!!!!
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...I'm done.
BYE BYE CRAZY PEOPLES!!!!!
:):)