JPR #9

TO RANDOMNESS WE GO!
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1. Today, I fell off a horse. His name was Morley. I LUV HIM! xD
2. STUPID HAPPY NAPPERS! PILLOW PETS WERE FIRST!!! COPY-CATS!!!
3. Is-a-Mario! You-a are totally reading this-a in-a me-a voice, no?
4. How many FoS's does it take to change two lightbulbs? More than one, that's for sure.
5. Bored to the da to the KILL ME!!!!!
6. Two Things I Hate: skirts and leg hair. The twin evils. GRRRRRRRRRR.
7. Pony says neigh. NEEEEEIIIIIIGGGHH.
8. It's NYAN. Not "nye-yan". GET IT RIGHT FOR THE POPTART KITTEH!
9. SINCE WHEN DOES BLUE GATORADE TASTE SO GOOD?!?!?!
10. Peace to da out to da PUFFY PONIES!!!
^.^

I'm Not Cut Out For This Blog...JUST KIDDING!

Sorry for giving you a mini-heart attack.
...Okay, fine, I'm not.
But,
The actual POINT of this post,
Is to introduce you to lil' miss Katy McAllister!
AND,
Her AWESOME original song,
"Not Cut Out"!
I LUV HER!
:):)
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She is AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
:):)
(Sorry for this being so short. Typing with one hand is a pain.)
(But, I think the song makes up for it...)
(Just hit replay a few times and you'll get what I mean...)
(I repeat: AWESOME SAUCE!!!)
(Wait, I haven't said that yet...)
(...BE DISRACTED BY BUNNEH!!!)
( )( )
(-.-)
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Rubber Duckys Ooh-La-La!!!

Rubber duckys luv to stare at random crazy peoples!
I currently own...
*counts like a five-year-old*
Sixteen.
16.
Rubber duckys.
Staring...
At me...
...Slightly creepy.
I swear, those things come alive at night and try to destory meh.
Seriously,
Once I was up reeeeeaaaaaaaaally late,
(Or is it 'early'?)
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
And I heard noises.
Like,
QUACKY NOISES.
And they just kept getting closer and closer and closer and...
*cue dramatic background music*
...WOMP WOMP WOOOOMMMMPP...
(NO!)
(BAD FINGERS!)
(WHEN YOU SAY "*cue whatever*"...)
(...YOU DON'T ACTUALLY TYPE IN THE SOUND!)
(IDIOTIC LITTLE DIGITS!)
(...OOH DIGIT!)
(WHEREWHEREWHEREWHERE?!?!?!?!?!)
(ME MUST HAVE SMALL PIXIE!!!!)
(...You have no clue what I'm talking about, do you?)
(Typical.)
(Wait, why the heck am I still typing in parentheses?)
(Wait, is that spelled right?)
(SPELL CHECK!!!)
(...Yeah, we're good.)
(Thank you magical wittle robot for saving meh life.)
(...Er...I mean my grades?)
(Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...)
(...I forgot what I was talking about.)
(Whateverness.)
(All these parentheses are giving me a headache.)
(Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...)
(WHY AM I STILL TYPING INSIDE YOU LITTLE DEVILS?!?!)
(I SAY GRRRR.)
(GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.)
Okay, that's enough of that.
Since I totally forgot where that story was going...
...Even though I almost get killed by small rubber duckys who live in my bathtub...
...Even though they don't even live in my bathtub...
(Seriously, they live on a shelf of junk.)
(Poor duckys.)
(...)
(DARN YOU PARENTHESES!!!!!!!!)
...Anyways...
Did ya know that if you look at a ducky's beak reeeaaaaaally closely...
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE WEARING A PUPPY MASK!!!
O_O
LE GASP!!!!!
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...I'm done.
BYE BYE CRAZY PEOPLES!!!!!
:):)

Schedule for Forever :):)

Okay, so this is the schedule for this blog for the rest of forever.
BE PREPARED FOR AWESOMENESS!
:):)
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Sunday: News/JPR #Whatever
Monday: Random Rant
Tuesday: Random Video/Website
Wednesday: JPR #Whatever
Thursday: Random Rant
Friday: Random Picture/Video
Saturday: Random Rant
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Most of the Videos/Pictures/Websites will probably have a rant with it, just letting ya know.
So,
DROP THE DANG PITCHFORKS
AND PUT AWAY THE TORCHES.
:):)

YAY

Okay, I'm back!
And, I have great news!
Well, multiple great newses!
And I don't even care that 'newses' isn't a word!
And neither will you!
Because you shall scream!
In...
...5...
...4...
...3...
...2...
...1...
I'M GOING TO START POSTING EVERYDAY AGAIN!
*cue girlish scream*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I am so freakin' pumped!
Ya wanna know why?
Whyyyyy?
WHYYYYYYYYY?
Because...
I AM OFFICIALLY THE EIGHTH-BEST JUNIOR EXHIBITOR COUNTRY PLEASURE RIDER IN THE WHOLE FREAKIN' WORLD!!!
Not just my state...
Or the states...
THE WORLD!!!!!
And, since y'all put up with me through all this junk, I felt like you deserved an award.
:):)
So, every afternoon, tune in for some randomnessy luv!
And thanks to all of you!
:):)

I HATE SCHOOL!!!

IhatescholIhateschoolIhateschoolIhateschoolIhateschoolIHATESCHOOL!!!!!!!!
We started on Wednesday.
The Math textbook weighs seven pounds.
The new Spanish teacher is super-seriously peppy.
Music is a lot of random names, papers, and projects.
History is offensive to me (It's "Native Americans"! NOT "Indians"! >.<)
We're making a COLOUR WHEEL in Art.
We have a ten page packet to complete in an hour-and-a-half in English.
Health is...awkward.
Science is memorizing AND drawing the entire periodic table.
Leadership is VERY STUPID...
...And the teacher needs to choose her words more wisely in a class of teenagers.
Seriously.
Religion is...service hours.
Which I can't earn because I'm not a member of a parish.
Greeeeaaaaatt...
Plus,
THE LOCKERS ARE FRICKIN' SMALLER THAN A CHIPMUNK!!!!!
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, and did I mention that I'm single now?
Yup,
I reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyy HATE school.
>.<

JPR #8

Just Plain Randomness Numero Eighto comin' at 'cha crazy peoples! :):)
(Translation: Dora stole all meh randomness.)
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1. Why does yesterday's storm have to knock out the power at the school scheduled to start tomorrow instead of MINE?!?!?!? >.<
2. Puffy Ponies make everything better. :):)
3. If veggie oil is made from veggies, what is baby oil made from?
4. We're riding on our bicicletas looking at the light up top! When the light turns red, yell "PARA: STOP"!
5. SPINNY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. ( )( )
   (O.O)
   (___)
7. NO SPONGEBOB DON'T THROW THAT PEANUT AT THE POOR OYST---...Darn it...
8. Eight is a snowman without a head. Poor decapitated snowy dude. :(
9. Okay, so my school starts on Wednesday. Joy, oh joy...But, expect more updates, since I'll probably be putting off homework and junk. Kind of like I'm doing now...Heheh...I hate Summer Book Reports. Still, though, if ya like action: READ THE 'ALEX RIDER' SERIES BY ANTHONY HOROWITZ! SERIOUSLY! But, I've also got a horse show next week. After that, though, I'll have plenty of homework to skip...Heheh...
10. I really should've just made 9 a separate note...Too late now...

Quite Possibly the Funniest Screw-Up of My Name EVER

Okay, so there's this one dude on YouTube...
His name is Stephen Steel...
Okay, his last name really isn't Steel...
Because I know his last name...
Thanks to meh wonderful stalkerishness...
And his YouTube channel is TheInstantUpdate...
And his vlog channel is TheSTEELvlog...
And he made a video at, like, one this morning...
And I commented (last page of comments) on it...
And in said comment I mentioned the new 'Reaction' button...
That's now next to the comment section...
Yeah, I'm surprised I noticed it, too...
Anyways...
Then Stephen saw said comment...
And mentioned me in another video..
About said comment about said 'Reaction' button...
And he totally mispronounced meh name...
Seriously.
I think he just couldn't see the screen with the camera,
But,
STILL!
Watch and see for yourself!
Hope ya get a laugh out of it!
I know I did!
xD
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Just...xD

Me Likey "The Band Perry"

No, not Katy Perry.
Or Perry the Platypus.
The BAND Perry.
Not that I don't like the other two,
THIS JUST ISN'T THEIR RANT.
Okay,
So,
The Band Perry.
Long story short:
I FREAKIN' LUFFLE THEM OH MY FRICKIN' GOSH DANG THEY SOUND SO AMAZING ACKACKACKACK I'M IN LUV.
Believe meh,
You don't want to hear the long version.
Still,
THEY ROCK!
Seriously,
They are the absolute BEST country singers I've heard in a loooooooooooooooooooooong time!
I'm not even sugarcoating this.
And,
Believe meh,
I sugarcoat a LOT of things.
Listen and be amazed.
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The Band Perry--You Lie

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The Band Perry--If I Die Young

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These are my two favorite songs by them!

:):)

Are you dead yet?

Ugh, you peoples have got to be immortal or something.

Seriously.

Because they're just THAT FREAKIN' WOWZA.

Except you don't throw away the ring.

You pawn it.

Everyone knows that!

:):)