JPR #7

Yep, bringing the Just Plain Randomness back into this place!
Please Note: There will be no set day for these. I'll post one when I feel like it.
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1. If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses...
2. Why the heck does "raspberry" have a "p" in it?!?!
3. Meeeeeooooooooooooooooww.
4. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic officially ruined my childhood. THERE ARE NO GUY PONIES.
5. ~Luv and peace and junk like that.~
6. Peoples in orchestra are like band geeks in skirts...
7. THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!
8. I'm standing beside a door!
9. Does "Bud" sounds like a girl's name? Yeah, that's what I thought, too...Heheh...
10. CRISS CROSS APPLESAUCE. HANDS IN YOUR LAP. Man, I miss Kindergarten...

Random Picture Because I'm Lazy

Yeah...basically what the title says. It's cute, though! And random! And not animal cruelty (I SWEAR)!



Everyone, this is Lucky! I call him Soccer Ball because...
...Well, he has black spots on his back...
...You get the point.
Anyways, I honestly did NOT put him in this bag!
He crawls in himself!
It's both cute and random.
But mostly cute.
:):)
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BAAAAAAAM EBONY!
Yes, that cat is bigger than you. -.-

Oh, Heartbreak...And Ice Cream

Heheh, I'm back...
...A week late, but I'm still back!
Sorry, but one of meh friends just went through a really bad break-up, and I've been hanging with her every chance I get.
I really need to quit with all these excuses...
But,
Heartbreak sucks.
Majorly.
Ya know what helps heartbreak?
Two words:
ICE CREAM.
Ooh look! I can count!
That proves I passed Preschool.
Take THAT evil Science teacher!
...Just kidding? Please don't kill me...
Anyways,
Ice cream is pretty much the best possible Band-Aid for heartbreak.
Just ice cream.
NO CHICK FLICKS.
I swear, those things suck the life outta you...
Seriously, though, ice cream can cure pretty much everything.
...Except fat rhinos, but, hey, can't win 'em all.
Of course, if ice cream DID fix that, we would have unicorns...
UGH.
But, yeah, ice cream is magical.
(COFFEE ICE CREAM IS RAINBOW NYAN CAT MAGICAL! Juss sayin'...)
Well, all sugar is magical...
And sugar with caffeine just takes the cake.
...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
...
So, yeah, I'm gonna go before I pass out on the keyboard...
Adios meh dear sweet crazjnbciuebcyubenjwbcwkncbhfjehwkjlmkcbeljw...

Bad News

Hey crazies!
Ya know how I said that updates from me would be more often  and regular from now on?
Well,
I'm currently out of town (out of state, actually) and staying in a (VERY FREAKIN' CRAPPY) hotel until around Monday.
And, guess what?
The only free wifi in this hotel is down in the lobby.
So, probably nothing from me for a little while.
I'll probably post again Monday or something, so look forward to that.
Sorry 'bout this guys, but I SHALL MAKE IT UP TO Y'ALL.
So,
Tata for now!
:):)

Power Rangers==PURE AWESOMENESS

Yes, purple-peoples-eaters, it is tomorrow! Don't trust your calenders, IT IS TOMORROW. NOT FOUR DAYS AFTER I SAID I'D POST THIS. TOMORROW.
By the way, does "purple-peoples-eaters" mean that you're purple and eat people, or that you only eat purple people?
CONFUZZLING.
...Anyways...
Power Rangers is frickin' awesomeness!
No kidding here.
IT'S MORE FREAKIN' ADDICTING THAN SOAP OPERAS.
Yeah, that good.
:):)
So far, I've only seen bits of Samurai,
Bits of S.P.D. (By the way, that stands for "Space Patrol Delta". It took meh forever to figure that out. And, by forever, I mean a few months. Yay for slowness...),
And the full seasons of Ninja Storm and Dino Thunder.
Take a guess at how many seasons there are right now.
GUESS.
Whatever you guessed,
IT'S WRONG.
Samurai is the latest...
And quite possibly the worst...
But, it's the NINETEENTH SEASON.
ONE-NINE.
As in,
ONE LESS THAN TWENTY.
All I can say to that is:
HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP THAT'S A BIG NUMBER!!!
I think I seriously screamed that the first time I found that out...
Still,
DO YOU REALIZE HOW INSANE THAT IS?!?!
Okay, time to stop with the bold yelling.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S SO MUCH FUN!!!!
Stop it fingers!
NOESA!!!
*facepalms*
Anyways,
So far, the best season, in meh opinion, is Dino Thunder.
Because there's one awesome chick with one awesome voice singing and playing the Yellow Dino Ranger in it...
*coughcough*EMMALAHANA*coughcough*
Yupz, still obsessed.
YAY FOR OBSESSIONS!
See, I yelled with no bold.
Aren't you so proud of meh?
:):)
Seriously, though, if ya wanna watch Power Rangers,
DO NOT WATCH SAMURAI.
WATCH NINJA STORM.
OR DINO THUNDER.
BECAUSE SAMURAI REALLY SUCKS.
Sadly, not joking.
:(
Still,
AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
...There goes meh progress.
Darn...
:):)

Soap Operas

Okay, I know I've been AWOL lately, but I'm getting back on track with meh life, so updates should be a lot more regular from now on! Happy Dance Time! :):)
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Yeah, I promised this would be a rant about Power Rangers...expect that tomorrow.
Anyways, since girlyness has lately decided to take over my body, I have been obsessed with soap operas.
Yeah, I'm as confuzzled as you are.
Point being, I've been obsessed with everything involving stupid drama. Yay me.
Soap operas tend to be very stupid and over dramatic, yet INSANELY ADDICTING.
Sadly, no, I'm not joking.
I AM LOSING MEH TOMBOYNESS OVER HERE.
THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
Especially since I keep getting into makeup...ACK WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING TO MEH?!?!?
Not that I don't positively luv meh raccoon eyes, it's just weird for me...
Yupz, I'm one of the chick who likes heavy dark eyeliner.
It's more addicting than the soap operas.
No worries, though, I still despise shopping.
And skirts.
And super peppy happy music.
And mornings.
And anything pink.
And Glee (no offense to any Gleeks [did I really just type that word?] out there).
And small carnivorous ducks.
*coughcough*EVIIIILLL*coughcough*
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Annnnyyyywwwaaaayyyyssss...
Soap operas:
DO NOT WATCH THEM IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE.
OR YOUR SANITY.
...Wait, since when did any of us have sanity?
...