Some News...Don't Kill Me...Please...

Okay,
So,
I know this should've been posted yesterday.
On the "News/JPR #Whatever" day...
But...
This is gonna be my last post until next Wednesday.
As in,
October 12, 2011.
Hey,
I said don't kill me.
So,
Here's what's happening:
Tomorrow I've got...junk to do.
Wednesday there's a dessert party at the high school with the best cookies.
Thursday we have parent-teacher conferences at school.
(I'm probably gonna get yelled at.)
Friday I'm leaving for Florida.
(Or 'Flordaria', as I call it.)
(Yes, peoples living there are 'Flordarians'.)
Saturday I'll be in Flordaria.
Sunday I'll be driving back from Flordaria.
(Well, I won't be driving.)
(...I think...)
Monday and Tuesday I'm off school...
...But I'm shadowing highschools those days.
(The one with the best cookies and the awesome bio lab on Monday.)
(The one with the best academic programs and peoples I know on Tuesday.)
(I think mah vegetarianism's gonna be doomed...)
So,
I'm kinda booked until next Wednesday...
(OCTOBER 12, 2011.)
(I looked it up on a calendar.)
(YOU SHALL REMEMBER IT.)
But,
I shall come back:
Extremely tan,
Complaining of mah many allergies,
And with a rant about how much I hate Flordaria.
...And possibly a paper on Sleeping Beauty.
(Depending on whether or not I want to do mah homework.)
(Please don't tell mah Lit teacher...)
...Anyways...
Look forward to that stuff...
...And DON'T KILL ME.
...Please?

JPR #17

1. Why the heck am I still counting these things? -.-
2. I like bunnehs. They have knives.
3. Soap opera season has officially started. It scares me how happy I am about this.
4. Meow?
5. "Finnick grasps my hand, to give me an anchor, and I try to hang on."
6. Hippie duck? Oh, yes. :):)
7. You are everywhere to me, and when I close my eyes, it's you I see.
8. Freezing mah butt off? Yup, it's fall.
9. "You took her...for a nap! In a very odd location..."
10. WHY IS EPISODE 3 OF MLP:FIM DELAYED?!?! WHYWHYWHY?!?!?

Bleh

Okay,
So,
I know all of you have had to read an evil book for school.
Specifically:
History and Language Arts.
Both subjects are taught by my homeroom teacher...
...So we tend to read a lot of historical novels.
And,
Let meh tell you,
THEY SUCK WORSE HAPPY NAPPERS.
(A.K.A. THE PILLOW PET COPIERS.)
(>.<)
It's always so blah and stupid and...
...Just BLEH.
I've read three so far:
The Fifth of March--Ann Rinaldi
The Glory Field--Walter Dean Myers
Witch of Blackbird Pond--Elizabeth George Speare
Not to insult the authors or anything...
...But...
In the eyes of school children...
...All the books really weren't too good.
They were just so boring.
Also,
Most of the characters were Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus.
And,
Witch of Blackbird Pond is like Twilight...
...Only school can force you to read it.
...And write papers on it.
-.-
Please excuse me while I go read Hunger Games.
I hate school.