Okay,
So,
I know all of you have had to read an evil book for school.
Specifically:
History and Language Arts.
Both subjects are taught by my homeroom teacher...
...So we tend to read a lot of historical novels.
And,
Let meh tell you,
THEY SUCK WORSE HAPPY NAPPERS.
(A.K.A. THE PILLOW PET COPIERS.)
(>.<)
It's always so blah and stupid and...
...Just BLEH.
I've read three so far:
The Fifth of March--Ann Rinaldi
The Glory Field--Walter Dean Myers
Witch of Blackbird Pond--Elizabeth George Speare
Not to insult the authors or anything...
...But...
In the eyes of school children...
...All the books really weren't too good.
They were just so boring.
Also,
Most of the characters were Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus.
And,
Witch of Blackbird Pond is like Twilight...
...Only school can force you to read it.
...And write papers on it.
-.-
Please excuse me while I go read Hunger Games.
I hate school.
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Showing posts with label School. Show all posts
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
JPR #16
1. This place looks so weird on mobile. -.-
2. Ian's creeping on me again...
3. Yes, they are fake flowers. No, you cannot eat them!
4. My heart's a stereo...It beats for you, so listen close. ;)
5. I'm an apple? I killed Snow White?!...Wha-oh...
6. The enjoy mooching wifi off the neighbors. It's fun.
7. Yeah, 'mooching' is the weirdest word ever.
8. Never try to cough and sneeze at the same time. It ends up sounding like a squeal. A really LOUD squeal...-.-
9. "The Liberty Tower of Pizza"? Seriously? -.-
10. EightDee!!!! 8D
2. Ian's creeping on me again...
3. Yes, they are fake flowers. No, you cannot eat them!
4. My heart's a stereo...It beats for you, so listen close. ;)
5. I'm an apple? I killed Snow White?!...Wha-oh...
6. The enjoy mooching wifi off the neighbors. It's fun.
7. Yeah, 'mooching' is the weirdest word ever.
8. Never try to cough and sneeze at the same time. It ends up sounding like a squeal. A really LOUD squeal...-.-
9. "The Liberty Tower of Pizza"? Seriously? -.-
10. EightDee!!!! 8D
Monday, September 26, 2011
Letters: STAY IN THE ALPHABET
I hate algebra.
Hate it.
HATE IT.
HATE IT!!!!!
I mean,
When the heck are we ever gonna use this in real life?
I'm listening, math teachers.
...What was that?
Never?
As in,
You're teaching us pointless junk?
When we could be napping?
Instead of having to single out the variable of a variable-only problem?
And yet we don't have a gym class...
Seriously, though,
During what point of our lives will we need to:
"Solve and graph │x-4│+9= -6".
Please.
Tell us.
Explain why we can't nap during the TWO HOUR math class at the end of the day.
(Not that I don't...)
(I sit in a corner in all mah classes.)
(What'd you expect?)
(-.-)
Because,
All we're learning is junk.
Literally.
Give us our gym class back.
Give us a nap time.
Take away the math.
We already have to deal with enough of this in Lit.
I'm not a pirate, I don't want to find 'x'.
Letters,
STAY IN THE FREAKIN' ALPHABET.
>.<
Hate it.
HATE IT.
HATE IT!!!!!
I mean,
When the heck are we ever gonna use this in real life?
I'm listening, math teachers.
...What was that?
Never?
As in,
You're teaching us pointless junk?
When we could be napping?
Instead of having to single out the variable of a variable-only problem?
And yet we don't have a gym class...
Seriously, though,
During what point of our lives will we need to:
"Solve and graph │x-4│+9= -6".
Please.
Tell us.
Explain why we can't nap during the TWO HOUR math class at the end of the day.
(Not that I don't...)
(I sit in a corner in all mah classes.)
(What'd you expect?)
(-.-)
Because,
All we're learning is junk.
Literally.
Give us our gym class back.
Give us a nap time.
Take away the math.
We already have to deal with enough of this in Lit.
I'm not a pirate, I don't want to find 'x'.
Letters,
STAY IN THE FREAKIN' ALPHABET.
>.<
Sunday, September 25, 2011
JPR #15
1. What teacher makes you write a paper on a football game? Seriously? -.-
2. I leik kittehs. ^.^
3. "Picture to Burn" by Taylor Swift was released in 2008?...Wow, I feel old.
4. Love is all, love is all you need. :):)
5. My Little Pony, My Little Pony. ~Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh~
6. "How many calories are in water?" "NONE." -.-
7. Liquid eyeliner is freakin' awesomeness. No lie.
8. "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna shake mah BLEEP. DUH DUH DUH DUH." Seriously, school, SERIOUSLY?!?!? -.-
9. Anyone else notice that 'The Lion King' is the only Disney movie with both parents?
10. If you expect the unexpected...Is it really unexpected?
2. I leik kittehs. ^.^
3. "Picture to Burn" by Taylor Swift was released in 2008?...Wow, I feel old.
4. Love is all, love is all you need. :):)
5. My Little Pony, My Little Pony. ~Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh~
6. "How many calories are in water?" "NONE." -.-
7. Liquid eyeliner is freakin' awesomeness. No lie.
8. "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna shake mah BLEEP. DUH DUH DUH DUH." Seriously, school, SERIOUSLY?!?!? -.-
9. Anyone else notice that 'The Lion King' is the only Disney movie with both parents?
10. If you expect the unexpected...Is it really unexpected?
Thursday, September 8, 2011
No One's There to Save Me...From Homework
Okay,
I'm going to say something SERIOUSLY important.
...Er, type...
You know what I mean!
So,
LISTEN UP!
OR EYES UP!
OR WHATEVER-THE-HECK-I-SHOULD-PUT-HERE!
.............
.............
.............
...I HATE HOMEWORK!
AND ANYTHING HOMEWORK-ISH!
SERIOUS-DE-LA-LEE!
I swear, if I have to do one more paper this week...
...I'm just gonna let that threat hang, so it's not really considered a threat.
Lawyers can be so picky sometimes.
...Anyways,
I'm literally up to mah eyeballs in homework.
...And sleepiness.
...Caused by said homework overload.
(Joy.)
Most of it's math...
I hate graphing functions.
...You'll know what I'm talking about by eighth grade.
It's not hard,
IT JUST TAKES FOREVER.
Seriously,
It takes up to ten minutes for one chart and graph.
Yup.
It's a pair.
More joy.
-.-
Oh,
And grades 5-8 went on a field trip to a few museums yesterday...
BAAAM!!!
FIVE PAPERS.
I hate homework.
...And Narnia.
Grrr.
I'm going to say something SERIOUSLY important.
...Er, type...
You know what I mean!
So,
LISTEN UP!
OR EYES UP!
OR WHATEVER-THE-HECK-I-SHOULD-PUT-HERE!
.............
.............
.............
...I HATE HOMEWORK!
AND ANYTHING HOMEWORK-ISH!
SERIOUS-DE-LA-LEE!
I swear, if I have to do one more paper this week...
...I'm just gonna let that threat hang, so it's not really considered a threat.
Lawyers can be so picky sometimes.
...Anyways,
I'm literally up to mah eyeballs in homework.
...And sleepiness.
...Caused by said homework overload.
(Joy.)
Most of it's math...
I hate graphing functions.
...You'll know what I'm talking about by eighth grade.
It's not hard,
IT JUST TAKES FOREVER.
Seriously,
It takes up to ten minutes for one chart and graph.
Yup.
It's a pair.
More joy.
-.-
Oh,
And grades 5-8 went on a field trip to a few museums yesterday...
BAAAM!!!
FIVE PAPERS.
I hate homework.
...And Narnia.
Grrr.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
JPR #11
1. FINALLY! COLDNESS! YAY FALL! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! :):)
2. Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars?
3. Brown eyeshadow is a miracle worker. Seriously.
4. No, crazy teachers, I don't pay attention to Leonardo da Vinci. I only care about the dude who cut off his ear and sent it to his ex-girlfriend.
5. ...Christina Grimmie's hair is a puffball. An awesome puffball, but still a puffball.
6. "She sprinted up the walk and tried to open the door with her mind, but she had exhausted her power, and fatigue made it twist out wrong."
7. Don't worry random peoples who ride mah bus. I don't eat mint. Your gum is safe.
8. Narnia is officially my least favorite place now. It's not a magical land of snow, it's an awful land of essays.
9. ...Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
10. THIS IS OFFICIALLY 20% COOLER. BE JEALOUS. :):)
2. Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars?
3. Brown eyeshadow is a miracle worker. Seriously.
4. No, crazy teachers, I don't pay attention to Leonardo da Vinci. I only care about the dude who cut off his ear and sent it to his ex-girlfriend.
5. ...Christina Grimmie's hair is a puffball. An awesome puffball, but still a puffball.
6. "She sprinted up the walk and tried to open the door with her mind, but she had exhausted her power, and fatigue made it twist out wrong."
7. Don't worry random peoples who ride mah bus. I don't eat mint. Your gum is safe.
8. Narnia is officially my least favorite place now. It's not a magical land of snow, it's an awful land of essays.
9. ...Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
10. THIS IS OFFICIALLY 20% COOLER. BE JEALOUS. :):)
Sunday, August 21, 2011
I HATE SCHOOL!!!
IhatescholIhateschoolIhateschoolIhateschoolIhateschoolIHATESCHOOL!!!!!!!!
We started on Wednesday.
The Math textbook weighs seven pounds.
The new Spanish teacher is super-seriously peppy.
Music is a lot of random names, papers, and projects.
History is offensive to me (It's "Native Americans"! NOT "Indians"! >.<)
We're making a COLOUR WHEEL in Art.
We have a ten page packet to complete in an hour-and-a-half in English.
Health is...awkward.
Science is memorizing AND drawing the entire periodic table.
Leadership is VERY STUPID...
...And the teacher needs to choose her words more wisely in a class of teenagers.
Seriously.
Religion is...service hours.
Which I can't earn because I'm not a member of a parish.
Greeeeaaaaatt...
Plus,
THE LOCKERS ARE FRICKIN' SMALLER THAN A CHIPMUNK!!!!!
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, and did I mention that I'm single now?
Yup,
I reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyy HATE school.
>.<
We started on Wednesday.
The Math textbook weighs seven pounds.
The new Spanish teacher is super-seriously peppy.
Music is a lot of random names, papers, and projects.
History is offensive to me (It's "Native Americans"! NOT "Indians"! >.<)
We're making a COLOUR WHEEL in Art.
We have a ten page packet to complete in an hour-and-a-half in English.
Health is...awkward.
Science is memorizing AND drawing the entire periodic table.
Leadership is VERY STUPID...
...And the teacher needs to choose her words more wisely in a class of teenagers.
Seriously.
Religion is...service hours.
Which I can't earn because I'm not a member of a parish.
Greeeeaaaaatt...
Plus,
THE LOCKERS ARE FRICKIN' SMALLER THAN A CHIPMUNK!!!!!
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, and did I mention that I'm single now?
Yup,
I reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyy HATE school.
>.<
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Random Growling At My School Uniform
...Pretty much what the title says. 8D
Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D
Why. The. Heck. Do. We. All. Need. To. Wear. UNIFORMS?!?!?!
It's a skirt and a freakin' polo WITH A COLLAR and a sweatshirt and sweatpants.
I don't like running around in gym in a freakin' skirt.
Do you realize how annoying that is?
It's all: Flip, Flop, Flip, Flop, Stuck, Pull, Rip, Tear, Ugh.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
What is even the point of uniforms, anyway?
I mean, is it to keep people from bullying others because of their outfits?
Because, if that's it, it doesn't work.
At all.
Trust me, some kids still crack jokes about how my skirt is longer than theirs.
So?
I like being weird.
8D
But, that can still hurt some other kids' feelings.
I would put an "Oh, well" or a "Meh", but that would make me sound heartless.
I do care about bullying.
I do.
But, this isn't a post about that.
This is about me complaining about the dang uniform.
...Man, I got off topic.
Oh, well.
8D
I think I'll cut it off here before I start talking about, I don't know, wall paint or something.
OH!
AWESOME NEXT POST IDEA!!!!!!!!
8D
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