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Monday, July 18, 2011

Oh, Heartbreak...And Ice Cream

Heheh, I'm back...
...A week late, but I'm still back!
Sorry, but one of meh friends just went through a really bad break-up, and I've been hanging with her every chance I get.
I really need to quit with all these excuses...
But,
Heartbreak sucks.
Majorly.
Ya know what helps heartbreak?
Two words:
ICE CREAM.
Ooh look! I can count!
That proves I passed Preschool.
Take THAT evil Science teacher!
...Just kidding? Please don't kill me...
Anyways,
Ice cream is pretty much the best possible Band-Aid for heartbreak.
Just ice cream.
NO CHICK FLICKS.
I swear, those things suck the life outta you...
Seriously, though, ice cream can cure pretty much everything.
...Except fat rhinos, but, hey, can't win 'em all.
Of course, if ice cream DID fix that, we would have unicorns...
UGH.
But, yeah, ice cream is magical.
(COFFEE ICE CREAM IS RAINBOW NYAN CAT MAGICAL! Juss sayin'...)
Well, all sugar is magical...
And sugar with caffeine just takes the cake.
...
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
...
So, yeah, I'm gonna go before I pass out on the keyboard...
Adios meh dear sweet crazjnbciuebcyubenjwbcwkncbhfjehwkjlmkcbeljw...
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6 comments:

  1. RedQueen (you already know who I am so I'm too lazy to write three letters but I'll write all this chiz)July 18, 2011 at 12:53 PM

    SUGAR IS THE MOST MAGICAL FOOD EVER!!!!!!
    I know I'm trying to convince people I'm the Red Queen, but I'M REALLY NOT! *collective gasp*
    I HATE TARTS!!!! They're all sour and GROSS and have CUSTARD in them! Custard shouldn't be ABUSED THIS WAY!
    Sweet Tarts and Pop Tarts are a whole different story! *licks lips* *slurps*

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  2. RedQueen :)July 18, 2011 at 1:02 PM

    Time for my random thoughts...

    1. If I was a rich man, deedle daidle daildle digguh digguh deedle daidle dum. *shakes fists and shoulders*
    2. OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!!
    3. Smile for the camera. Just do it.
    4. Tarts taste like tires.
    5. ME LUV KITTEHS
    6. KILL THE BEAST!!!
    7. I've never been normal but I heard it's boring.
    8. Humuhumunukunukuapua'a is how to say tuna fish in Hawaiian. :) No joke.
    9. Church Pantzzzz
    10. Randomness is FUN!

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  3. Lazy Lil' FoSJuly 18, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    OMG POPTART NYAN CAT CAT MYUMMYNESS!!!!
    You have no clue how tempted I am to steal that JPR and claim it was mine. xD Lazy Lil' meh!

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  4. Red Queen :)July 27, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    You can post it if you want, but say it was mine. :)

    Have you seen the Nickelodeon Winx? It's better than 4Kids but they cut a LOT out.

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  5. AnonymousJuly 27, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    :):) Credit shall be credited!

    Yep, taped it! I grew up watching 4Kids, and they have the BEST VOICES EVER. Seriously, I luv 4Kids Winx. And Yu-Gi-Oh. And Magical DoReMi. Shutting up now.
    Anyways, I didn't like a lot of the voices, and some of cuts (Brandon-is-Sky-Sky-is-Brandon-plot), but still looking forward to the next bit! And Ariana Grande voicing Diaspro! And ranting about it on WBP! :):)

    What 'bout youz?

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  6. RedQueenAugust 16, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    I like Flora's and Stella's 4Kids voice better. I wish they kept Brandon-is-Sky-Sky-is-Brandon, but what are you gonna do?

    STORM INTO NICKELODEON AND DEMAND A RETAKE OF THE SCENE.

    Meh's also worried about Amentia. She wasn't a really big part. They'd better keep her in Season 2. (Movie 2? Tevvies. (that means whatever. I love parentheses-in-parentheses)) She's JUST like the Red Queen too. Lookie:
    1. Big body parts (Amy’s eyes, RQ’s head)
    2. Wear red
    3. Lots of eyeshadow
    4. Live underground in a castle
    5. Are queens
    6. Have killing issues
    7. Like hot guys who hate them. (Amy– Brandon. Red Queen– Stayne)

    SEE?

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