Okay, as the title says, I'M CONFUZZLED!!!!!!
So, when I was younger, I was obsessed with My Little Ponies.
What are these little ponies of wonder?
Your answer:
MY.
LITTLE.
PONIES.
Geez, you've got to be a tad bit slow not to catch that one...
But, yeah, they're basically just (AWESOME) little plastic ponies with a magnetic foot.
I own over seventy-five, plus a ton of playsets and accessories.
Obviously:
OBSESSED.
Or, at least I was.
We never got rid of them when I turned ten. 8P
But, anyways, one of the weird things about them is:
They're all girls.
ALL GIRLS.
Not one guy pony.
And, yet, there are also little baby ponies...
How do you get a baby pony (foal) without a dad?
Do they adopt?
But, where do the adoptees come from?
Another magical pony kingdom far, far, FAR away?
One that actually has guy ponies?
Or, do they all just bloom magically from flowers?
WAIT.
Breezies come from flowers.
Not MLP's.
...I think.
Seriously, though.
HOW
THE
HECK
DO
WE
GET
NEW
BABY
MLP's??!?!??!
I mean,
All girl ponies ≠ Baby ponies.
It just doesn't happen.
8D
I WAS IN LOVE with MLPs until I was eight and got obsessed with mermaids and fairies. I was a crazy kid. I thought I was a mermaid. :) I still like Winx, though. And Alice in Wonderland. I'm almost done with meh play. YAYZAHS! (This is my 3rd draft :D)
ReplyDeleteThere's probably a crazy person in a mental hospital in the corner saying, "I'm the Red Queen. I'm the Red Queen."
IDENTITY THEIVES!!!!! (or thieves, I don't know. I'm the smartest CT Spelling Bee winner eva! *sarcasm*) I did win the Connecticut Spelling Bee in sixth grade. It was weird. And now that I think about it, it is "thieves".