Random. Scented. Pencils.

SMENCILS!!!!!!!!!!
Yep, they're called Smencils! Heheh. Smelly-Pencils...Get it? Good, 'cause I didn't...

Well, anyways, THESE THINGS ARE AMAZING!!!!!!!! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!!
I've had some since fourth grade, and I LUV them!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, you, my faithful reader, are probably either wondering what the heck these "A-M-A-Z-I-N-G (insert exclamation points here)" things are, or you're trying to figure out where I live so you can send me to the nearest mental hospital. Puh, been there, done that...

Well, Smencils (I think they're capitalized, not really sure...OH WELL THEY'RE GETTING CAPPED) are pencils made out of recycled newspaper, so they're eco-friendly!!! You can even sharpen them like normal pencils!!! Oh, and did I mentioned they're scented? Yeah, you read that right, S-C-E-N-T-E-D. Each Smencil comes in it's own little biodegradable tube that helps keep the scent alive!!! But, even if you take the Smencil out of the tube IT WILL STILL KEEP A STRONG SCENT FOR AT LEAST TWO YEARS!!!!!!!!!

There are a variety of scents to choose from, like Watermelon, Black Cherry, and even (my favorite) Very Berry!!! They used to have Chocolate, but they took it off of the market...Hmph...

There are also COLORED Smencils that have a unique scent based on their color!!! For example, red is Cinnamon (which smells A LOT better than it sounds!!!) and pink is Bubblegum!!!

They even make kits so you can assemble your Smecils at home! They provide everything, plus instructions, and you get to help make your YUMMY-smelling Smencil!!! (Just thought of a really good tongue twister: Sweet Smelling Smencils. 8D)

These things make really AWESOME fundraisers, too!!! They sell like...hotcakes...I think that's what the expression was...Either way, they sell SUPER FAST and almost everyone wants one!!! Okay, scratch that, EVERYONE wants one after they sniff it!!!

I, personally, own five that I bought in FOURTH GRADE and they still smell WONDERFUL!!!!!! I luv them and will NEVER get rid of them!!!! EVER!!!!! Yeah, I luv them that much. 8D

Oh, and the people who bring us Smencils recently started creating a new product...which I really need to buy...SMENS!!!! Bet'cha can't guess what those are!!! Okay, you probably can, I couldn't. Well, for those of you who are a teeny bit slower than the others, they're SCENTED PENS!!!!! These also come in AMAZING scents (I would say "flavors", but that makes it seem like you'd eat them...NOT THAT I HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST PENCIL AND PEN EATERS!!!!!), like Mocha (My dog's name and YUMMY coffee...PERFECT!!!! 8D) and Pink Lemonade!!!!

Smens are made the exact same way Smencils are, from rolled newspaper and liquid scents. So, you're helping the environment and getting a neat writing utensil!!! Pretty good deal, no? 8D

They also make holiday Smencils and Smens!!! I would explain them more, but this is getting kind of (scratch that, VERY) long, so I'll just give ya crazies the website link and let you go explore on your own!!!

https://www.smencils.com/world.html

Now, take care of your Smencils and have fun in Smencil World!!!!
(Totally just quoted the big talking bird in Webkinz World...LOL 8D)