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Friday, February 11, 2011

Top 5 Deadliest Household Items

Yeah, I think you can tell from the title what this is going to be about...So, let's get on with it!

#5...Blow Dryers
Puh-lease. These things can DESTROY you slowly and painfully...And then burn you to a crisp. 8D

#4...Soap
In the famous words of Happy Bunny, I fear nothing...but soap. I mean, these little bars are just waiting there for you to step on them and slip...Grrrrrr...

#3...Paper
Hello! This stuff is just begging for you to touch them and then get your hand (or elbow, grrrrrrrr...) cut off! These little white demons just want your blood...D8

#2...Rubber Bands
These. Things. Are. Out. To. Get. Me. Seriously, they are. I see their little nervous glances around the room when I look at them. I see everything these little stretchy monsters have planned. EVERYTHING.

#1...Duct Tape
Must I explain our deadliest item? Really? I mean, duct tape can (and will) bring the world to its knees...and tape it there. *shudders*

There's zee list, have fun trying to stop these little evils from taking over the world! 8D

3 comments:

  1. #6...Old Chairs
    If you sit on these old fogees of things it brakes right under yo fanny and drops you off, ON THE FLOOR! It. Hurts!!!!!!!

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  2. #7: Old Stale Water Cups
    I think stale water is radioactive and if you drink it you'll turn into A CROCODILE! I feed it to my victims of my Red Queen-osity.

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  3. #8: Industrial Size Paper Towels
    These things are big enough to hide a dead body in the tube. Also very easy to mummify innocent victims. *lightbulb* *thinks of evil girl in ALL my frickin' classes* You can find these lurking EVERYWHERE in most schools.

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