Random List of Punctuation

So, a random list of punctuation...yeah, I don't know. But, hey, I'm sick! I have the right to be uncreative!

.
(It's a period. You've got to be in kindergarden not to figure that out. IT'S A FREAKIN' DOT!)

!
(Exclamation point. Look back a few posts for overkills.)

?
(Question. Mark. The name explains it all...)

,
(Comma. Apparently comes from the Greek language...Don't ask how I know that.)

;
(Semicolon. Basically, just a fancy period.)

/
(Slash. Slanted line. Makes me turn my head to see it straight. >.<)

:
(Colon. For list making and what not. THESE THINGS HATE ME.)

'
(Apostrophe. For contractions. Example: I'm bored as heck.)

"
(Quotation marks. For dialogue. These things make Microsoft Word REALLY angry.)

~
(Tilde. Yeah, it's called a tilde. YAY FOR SQUIGGLES!!!!)

*
(Asterisk. Ooh, pretty star...TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!!! UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH!!! LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY!!! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR!!! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!!!......What am I, five? Apparently.)

&
(Ampersand. I luv how it ends in "and"...)

^
(Circumflex. Does that remind anyone of math? Oh, wait...)

Done. NO MORE WRITING!!!
On a side note, SOUR SKITTLES ARE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY AWESOME!!!!!!!! 8D