I hate spiders.
Hate them,
Hate them,
HATE THEM!!!!!!!
I don't care if they eat flies and mosquitoes and whatever else,
Those little...
...(Or not so little)...
Guys are freakin' scary!
Now, I don't mind bug-bugs,
But,
Get me near a spider...
And I'll probably blow your ears off.
Yeah...
I.
HATE.
THEM.
I swear,
The only reason I have high heels in mah closet,
Is so I can smush evil spiders to death.
And then the go bye-bye down my toilet.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The scariest thing about spiders, though,
Is when you grab a shoe to smush it,
AND THEY'RE GONE!!!!
THEY'VE DISAPPEARED!!!!
AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU!!!!
*cue mental breakdown*
(I recommend earplugs.)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
...I think I'm good.
Only one question:
WHERE THE HECK DID THAT THING GO?!?!?!??!
I like spiders. And ants. But don't get me started on wasps.
ReplyDeleteThose things will KILL us all!
And if you try to kill it, it stays alive...
AND STINGS YOU TO DEATH AAAAAH!
I sound like Fred. Hehe.
*says that sentence like Fred*
We live virtually in the woods, so we get spiders all the time.
And wasps.
*Runs away screaming*
*Comes back*
I'll behead those wasps until they're sorry that they faced the wrath of...
*grows 20 meters tall*
RED QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!