1. Let's see how fast I can type this thing out...I've gotta be at the barn in five.
2. I swear, the smudged eyeliner on mah wall looks like an anchor. Yes, I watch WAY too much Spongebob.
3. CRAP CENTIPEDE. THAT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS WEEK. YACK.
4. I has fuzzy eighth-grade sweatshirt! :):)
5. You're the girl I used to be...The heartbroken thirteen-year-old me.
6. Doorknobs are very shiny. :):)
7. Cross mah heart and hope to die. Stick a cupcake in mah eye.
8. "They've done their best to turn you into a sparrow, haven't they?"
9. Beware: Doors are harder than they appear.
10. I stepped on a Fruit Loop! I'M A CEREAL KILLER...I'm gonna go hide now. Peace.
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ReplyDelete1. I hate making numbers for my JPR's.
2. Juuuuulia, Juuuuuuulia...
3. We were both young when I first saw you.
4. Industrial-sized paper towel rolls are COMING TO GET YOU!
5. Honk for British gnomes!
6. Nike: Don't Do It.
7. Hamish Ascot... dig that.
8. Enter Keys rule the world!
9. Gollum: OH SNAPSESES!
10. Sometimes I feel like a bird... that smashed against someone's wind shield.