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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Pencils==DEADLY WEAPONS!!!

Warning for potential grossness.
Okay,
So,
Yesterday,
I was with my friend during recess,
(Yup.)
(We still have recess in eighth grade.)
(Though we share it with the munchkins...)
(Don't ask.)
And,
SHE JABBED A PENCIL THROUGH MY ARM.
No,
Not poke me with a pencil,
THE LEAD LITERALLY WENT THROUGH MY ARM.
It went in one little hole...
And went out the other little hole.
And said holes started bleeding.
Ouch, much?
...What?
I warned you it was gross...
But,
Never underestimate the power of pencils.
Zombie Apocalypse weapon, anyone?
:):)
(Sorry it's so short.)
(I've got papers to write.)
(Why must historical books be so dull?)
(-.-)

2 comments:

  1. YES! I got a pencil lead splinter once and it hurt SO to the BAD. My sister's friend poked a toothpick through his entire hand and it was in one end and out the other.

    Being the beheading-obsessed Red Queen, I don't get grossed out. :)

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  2. TerryHatz iz to2ly mentally unstable cuz of stinkin' murcury heheheheDecember 17, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    he actually got it stuck through his hand. human kabob.

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