1. JPR? Jolly Purple Raccoons?
2. Witch of Blackbird Pond is like Twilight...It just has more people, and school can force you to read it.
3. What do ninjas drink? WATTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
4. Chasing small ponies around is better exercise than gym.
5. WORK GEL PENS! WWWWWOOOORRRRRKKKKK!!!!
6. World's gonna end, world's gonna end now.
7. I still have an hour of homework. I have a half hour before Dance Moms starts. Challenge: Accepted.
8. I've had my stuffed dog since I was two. His name is Memphis. I just realized he's named after the city...NO I'M NOT DUMB. HMPH.
9. Wishy-washy-sloshy-doshy. :):)
10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT STUFF!!! MOMMY WUVS YOU!!!
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Yes, my baby pony's birthday was today!
He turned 13, if you're wondering.
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1. I wanna wanna wanna have fun fun fun!
ReplyDelete2. I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
3. Suddenly I see, this is what I wanna be, suddenly I see.
4. Why is a raven like a writing desk?
5. It's corner time!
6. Shoo fly, don't bother me, for I belong to somebody.
7. hvrjweklyquoighlpwehrehqkqjhyqqwqwqw
8. 123 ABC CAT
9. TAC NAYN is evil Nyan Cat!!!!
10. Vegetarian zombies eat GRAIIIIINS!
Tac Nayn is Nyan Cat's evil twin. Their mother separated them at birth, afraid they would destroy each other. But, 10 years later, they will do battle, an skulls and breakfast food shall rain from the sky. Who will win? We shall see.
ReplyDeleteHey! The Red Queen likes tarts! Here's what will happen to the Red Queen:
ReplyDeleteThe Red Queen shall take the PopTart off of Nyan Cat, but also take the skulls from Tac Nayn. She'll put the skulls on a post and put the PopTart in a golden platter. Tac Nayn will surrender, but Nyan Cat will steal his coveted PopTart. The Red Queen will behead Tac Nayn.