Some News...Don't Kill Me...Please...

Okay,
So,
I know this should've been posted yesterday.
On the "News/JPR #Whatever" day...
But...
This is gonna be my last post until next Wednesday.
As in,
October 12, 2011.
Hey,
I said don't kill me.
So,
Here's what's happening:
Tomorrow I've got...junk to do.
Wednesday there's a dessert party at the high school with the best cookies.
Thursday we have parent-teacher conferences at school.
(I'm probably gonna get yelled at.)
Friday I'm leaving for Florida.
(Or 'Flordaria', as I call it.)
(Yes, peoples living there are 'Flordarians'.)
Saturday I'll be in Flordaria.
Sunday I'll be driving back from Flordaria.
(Well, I won't be driving.)
(...I think...)
Monday and Tuesday I'm off school...
...But I'm shadowing highschools those days.
(The one with the best cookies and the awesome bio lab on Monday.)
(The one with the best academic programs and peoples I know on Tuesday.)
(I think mah vegetarianism's gonna be doomed...)
So,
I'm kinda booked until next Wednesday...
(OCTOBER 12, 2011.)
(I looked it up on a calendar.)
(YOU SHALL REMEMBER IT.)
But,
I shall come back:
Extremely tan,
Complaining of mah many allergies,
And with a rant about how much I hate Flordaria.
...And possibly a paper on Sleeping Beauty.
(Depending on whether or not I want to do mah homework.)
(Please don't tell mah Lit teacher...)
...Anyways...
Look forward to that stuff...
...And DON'T KILL ME.
...Please?

JPR #17

1. Why the heck am I still counting these things? -.-
2. I like bunnehs. They have knives.
3. Soap opera season has officially started. It scares me how happy I am about this.
4. Meow?
5. "Finnick grasps my hand, to give me an anchor, and I try to hang on."
6. Hippie duck? Oh, yes. :):)
7. You are everywhere to me, and when I close my eyes, it's you I see.
8. Freezing mah butt off? Yup, it's fall.
9. "You took her...for a nap! In a very odd location..."
10. WHY IS EPISODE 3 OF MLP:FIM DELAYED?!?! WHYWHYWHY?!?!?

Bleh

Okay,
So,
I know all of you have had to read an evil book for school.
Specifically:
History and Language Arts.
Both subjects are taught by my homeroom teacher...
...So we tend to read a lot of historical novels.
And,
Let meh tell you,
THEY SUCK WORSE HAPPY NAPPERS.
(A.K.A. THE PILLOW PET COPIERS.)
(>.<)
It's always so blah and stupid and...
...Just BLEH.
I've read three so far:
The Fifth of March--Ann Rinaldi
The Glory Field--Walter Dean Myers
Witch of Blackbird Pond--Elizabeth George Speare
Not to insult the authors or anything...
...But...
In the eyes of school children...
...All the books really weren't too good.
They were just so boring.
Also,
Most of the characters were Mary-Sues and Gary-Stus.
And,
Witch of Blackbird Pond is like Twilight...
...Only school can force you to read it.
...And write papers on it.
-.-
Please excuse me while I go read Hunger Games.
I hate school.

Fuzzballishness...

Sooooooooooooooooo...
I heard you leik kittehs.
:):)
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Yes, that is my bedroom floor.

(Whick I'm allergic to.)

(-.-)

And mah bedroom dresser.

And mah fuzzballish kittehs.

^.^

Little Kids Are Smarter Than Meh?

(I blame my mother for this one.)
Okay,
So,
For mah birthday back in January...
...I got this new DS game.
The Legendary Starfy.
You play as Starfy...
...The Prince of Puftop...
Who has new friends...
...One's a bunneh in a spacesuit who doesn't know who/what he is...
...The other's a crabby clam.
(Haha.)
("Crabby clam".)
(See what I did there?)
(:P)
Anyways...
You're trying to figure out who the bunneh (Bunston) is and get back home.
Well,
Starfy and Moe (clam) back to Pufftop,
And Bunston to wherever he lives.
If you can't tell,
It's a really kiddish game.
...And yet I still play it...
...And I still can't beat it.
Yes,
I really am that pathetic.
I mean...
I've made it to the very last level in the game.
THE VERY LAST LEVEL.
But...
No matter how many times I try...
I can't beat it.
Yes.
An eighth grader can't beat a game designed for little kids.
And you thought I was messed up before?
-.-

JPR #16

1. This place looks so weird on mobile. -.-
2. Ian's creeping on me again...
3. Yes, they are fake flowers. No, you cannot eat them!
4. My heart's a stereo...It beats for you, so listen close. ;)
5. I'm an apple? I killed Snow White?!...Wha-oh...
6. The enjoy mooching wifi off the neighbors. It's fun.
7. Yeah, 'mooching' is the weirdest word ever.
8. Never try to cough and sneeze at the same time. It ends up sounding like a squeal. A really LOUD squeal...-.-
9. "The Liberty Tower of Pizza"? Seriously? -.-
10. EightDee!!!! 8D

...That's Gotta Be Awkward...

Okay,
So,
Yesterday...
Two major YouTube musicians...
Tiffany Alvord and Megan and Liz...
...Released a cover of the same song...
"Stereo Hearts" by Gym Class Heroes (feat. Adam Levine of Maroon 5).
On.
The.
Same.
Exact.
Day.
...Awkward...
Now,
Everyone keeps debating on which cover's better.
I've favourited both...
But,
I kinda like the Megan and Liz cover better.
Meh.
Listen to them both and tell me what ya think.
:):)
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Stereo Hearts Cover--Megan and Liz

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Stereo Hearts Cover--Tiffany Alvord

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