Fuzzballishness...

Sooooooooooooooooo...
I heard you leik kittehs.
:):)
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Yes, that is my bedroom floor.

(Whick I'm allergic to.)

(-.-)

And mah bedroom dresser.

And mah fuzzballish kittehs.

^.^

Little Kids Are Smarter Than Meh?

(I blame my mother for this one.)
Okay,
So,
For mah birthday back in January...
...I got this new DS game.
The Legendary Starfy.
You play as Starfy...
...The Prince of Puftop...
Who has new friends...
...One's a bunneh in a spacesuit who doesn't know who/what he is...
...The other's a crabby clam.
(Haha.)
("Crabby clam".)
(See what I did there?)
(:P)
Anyways...
You're trying to figure out who the bunneh (Bunston) is and get back home.
Well,
Starfy and Moe (clam) back to Pufftop,
And Bunston to wherever he lives.
If you can't tell,
It's a really kiddish game.
...And yet I still play it...
...And I still can't beat it.
Yes,
I really am that pathetic.
I mean...
I've made it to the very last level in the game.
THE VERY LAST LEVEL.
But...
No matter how many times I try...
I can't beat it.
Yes.
An eighth grader can't beat a game designed for little kids.
And you thought I was messed up before?
-.-

JPR #16

1. This place looks so weird on mobile. -.-
2. Ian's creeping on me again...
3. Yes, they are fake flowers. No, you cannot eat them!
4. My heart's a stereo...It beats for you, so listen close. ;)
5. I'm an apple? I killed Snow White?!...Wha-oh...
6. The enjoy mooching wifi off the neighbors. It's fun.
7. Yeah, 'mooching' is the weirdest word ever.
8. Never try to cough and sneeze at the same time. It ends up sounding like a squeal. A really LOUD squeal...-.-
9. "The Liberty Tower of Pizza"? Seriously? -.-
10. EightDee!!!! 8D

...That's Gotta Be Awkward...

Okay,
So,
Yesterday...
Two major YouTube musicians...
Tiffany Alvord and Megan and Liz...
...Released a cover of the same song...
"Stereo Hearts" by Gym Class Heroes (feat. Adam Levine of Maroon 5).
On.
The.
Same.
Exact.
Day.
...Awkward...
Now,
Everyone keeps debating on which cover's better.
I've favourited both...
But,
I kinda like the Megan and Liz cover better.
Meh.
Listen to them both and tell me what ya think.
:):)
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Stereo Hearts Cover--Megan and Liz

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Stereo Hearts Cover--Tiffany Alvord

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Letters: STAY IN THE ALPHABET

I hate algebra.
Hate it.
HATE IT.
HATE IT!!!!!
I mean,
When the heck are we ever gonna use this in real life?
I'm listening, math teachers.
...What was that?
Never?
As in,
You're teaching us pointless junk?
When we could be napping?
Instead of having to single out the variable of a variable-only problem?
And yet we don't have a gym class...
Seriously, though,
During what point of our lives will we need to:
"Solve and graph │x-4│+9= -6".
Please.
Tell us.
Explain why we can't nap during the TWO HOUR math class at the end of the day.
(Not that I don't...)
(I sit in a corner in all mah classes.)
(What'd you expect?)
(-.-)
Because,
All we're learning is junk.
Literally.
Give us our gym class back.
Give us a nap time.
Take away the math.
We already have to deal with enough of this in Lit.
I'm not a pirate, I don't want to find 'x'.
Letters,
STAY IN THE FREAKIN' ALPHABET.
>.<

JPR #15

1. What teacher makes you write a paper on a football game? Seriously? -.-
2. I leik kittehs. ^.^
3. "Picture to Burn" by Taylor Swift was released in 2008?...Wow, I feel old.
4. Love is all, love is all you need. :):)
5. My Little Pony, My Little Pony. ~Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahhhhh~
6. "How many calories are in water?" "NONE." -.-
7. Liquid eyeliner is freakin' awesomeness. No lie.
8. "I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna shake mah BLEEP. DUH DUH DUH DUH." Seriously, school, SERIOUSLY?!?!? -.-
9. Anyone else notice that 'The Lion King' is the only Disney movie with both parents?
10. If you expect the unexpected...Is it really unexpected?

Short...Hair...*shudders*

Okay,
So,
I got a haircut earlier...
...Which I try to do as little as possible...
And,
I now have short hair.
SHORT.
HAIR.
As in,
"IT DOESN'T GO PAST MAH SHOULDERS ANYMORE WAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Short hair.
I miss mah long hair already...
But,
It is pretty cute.
It's like Christina Grimmie's hair...
Just...
SHORTER.
-.-
IT'S SO SHORT AHHHHHHHHHH.
Remind me why I wanted a haircut.
Please.
Anybody.
-.-
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Oh,
And,
Guess whose birthday is today.
NO NOT MINE.
Mine is IN WINTER.
RIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS.
AND NEW YEARS.
WHICH IS WHY I HATE THOSE HOLIDAYS SO MUCH.
...Wait, is New Years a holiday?
We're off school then...
...So, yeah,
I'm gonna say it's a holiday.
...Maybe.
Wait,
I'm lost now...
...OH YEAH BIRTHDAY.
Though it is not mine...
...But I kind of wish it was because I'm flat broke...
...It is an awesome person's!
...And a wacko-ish person's!
...And a coolio-ish person's?
...Yeah, he's coolio-ish.
...Maybe...
QUIT WRITING POINTLESS STUFF AND GO DO HOMEWORK.
NO.
YESH.
NO.
YESH.
YOU JUST CALLED IAN'S BIRTHDAY POINTLESS.
SO?
HE'S GONNA KILL YOU.
...Crap.
-.-
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Sorry about my multiple personalities.
They like stealing mah computer.
But,
Yes,
It is Ian's wonderful magical birthday today.
I would say I made him a crappy card on Paint like I normally do...
...But I haven't.
Yet, anyways.
I have homework, so I'm avoiding it.
Maybe I'll make one.
Maybe I won't.
But,
Either way...
HAPPY FLIPPIN' BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!!!!
(Sorry it's pink.)
(I don't exactly think any other colours would show up that well.)
(-.-)
Anyways,
Luffle youz dude!
Have an awesome day-of-birth!
:):)

I Is Pony

DON'T KILL ME!
Yes,
I do know today is:
"Random Picture FoS Can Scrape Off Of Her iPod So She Doesn't Look Like A Total Idiot For Forgetting To Take Pictures During The Time Between Tuesday Evening And Friday Afternoon Because She Is Very Berry Lazy" Day.
...Or "RPFoSCSOOHiSSDLLATIFFTTPDTTBTEAFABSIVBL" Day.
..........
Anyways,
If ya can't tell by the really long name,
I forgot.
Again.
Please don't slice off mah head.
...Pweasa?
........
Anyways,
Since I forgot...
...Again...
Enjoy this random GIF of Derpy Hooves!
...BYE NOW.
*runs like heck*
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Ponytail Holders: I WILL KEEL YOU!!!

Guess who's stupid little evil ponytail holders keep snapping on her?
Eeyup.
T'is-a-me.
You'd think that the people who make these things would keep them from snapping...
...Or cutting off your circulation...
It's good if the ponytail holder keeps your hair from slipping out...
...But I'd like to keep mah fingers.
...And mah eye.
Thank you, Mr. Snappy.
-.-
Seriously, though,
So many things fly toward mah eye...
Once, I got a piece of pencil lead stuck on mah eyelid.
Literally, it was tangled in mah lashes.
That sucked majorly.
Not to mention the many sports-related items that seem to want me blind...
...I have issues.
But,
Whoever makes these things,
Please, find a way to make ponytail holders that DON'T try to kill you.
...And footballs that don't give you black eyes.
'KAY THANKS BYE.

JPR #14

1. Let's see how fast I can type this thing out...I've gotta be at the barn in five.
2. I swear, the smudged eyeliner on mah wall looks like an anchor. Yes, I watch WAY too much Spongebob.
3. CRAP CENTIPEDE. THAT'S THE THIRD ONE THIS WEEK. YACK.
4. I has fuzzy eighth-grade sweatshirt! :):)
5. You're the girl I used to be...The heartbroken thirteen-year-old me.
6. Doorknobs are very shiny. :):)
7. Cross mah heart and hope to die. Stick a cupcake in mah eye.
8. "They've done their best to turn you into a sparrow, haven't they?"
9. Beware: Doors are harder than they appear.
10. I stepped on a Fruit Loop! I'M A CEREAL KILLER...I'm gonna go hide now. Peace.

Pretty Much Explains This Entire Blog...

Okay,
So,
If ya don't know who Christina Grimmie is by now...
(*coughcough*JACOB*coughcough*)
...You need help.
...Majorly.
..Anyways...
She recently put out the fourth video in her video-series-type-thing...
...Above All That Is Random 4.
Watch and rewatch and LUV.
:):)
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Above All That Is Random 4

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Beware of the Dreaded Auto-Cucumber...

Okay,
So,
Take a guess on where I'm sitting right now.
One guess.
Any guess.
Any guess at all.
If you said "Bathroom"...
Congratulations!
You're dead wrong!
Haha.
:P
Actually,
I'm sitting in the kitchen right now.
And,
GUESS WHAT...
*cue "WHAT?!?!"*
...I'm not on my laptop.
I'm on my iPod Touch.
And I'm totally typing this blind right now.
Aren't I awesome?
xD
The only bad part about this whole thing is the dreaded auto-cucumber, though.
...A.K.A. auto-correct...
I kind of fees for the sake of mah noble posit now...
*reads what I just wrote*
UGH.

JPR #13

1. Unlucky number thirteen...Wha-oh...
2. Have you ever seen such a beautiful night? I could almost kiss the stars, they're shining so bright...
3. The only form of cussing on this blog is the URL...Uh...
4. Winx Club special numero tres today! Yay! :):)
5. "Use the function to find the value of x and y and make a chart. Then, graph it.---30,000-x(5[2-6]+1])=y". Yeah, I'll totally do all that...
6. If she's 'Ke$ha' in the states, would she be 'K€sha' in the UK?
7. There's a purple mushroom in my backyard and it's screaming "Tacos...TACOS..."
8. There is a big difference between a small fluffball with sharp teeth and a cat. Juss sayin'...
9. Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble...
10. Yes, I am totally chewing on the top of a water bottle right now. Thank you for asking. :):)

Pencils==DEADLY WEAPONS!!!

Warning for potential grossness.
Okay,
So,
Yesterday,
I was with my friend during recess,
(Yup.)
(We still have recess in eighth grade.)
(Though we share it with the munchkins...)
(Don't ask.)
And,
SHE JABBED A PENCIL THROUGH MY ARM.
No,
Not poke me with a pencil,
THE LEAD LITERALLY WENT THROUGH MY ARM.
It went in one little hole...
And went out the other little hole.
And said holes started bleeding.
Ouch, much?
...What?
I warned you it was gross...
But,
Never underestimate the power of pencils.
Zombie Apocalypse weapon, anyone?
:):)
(Sorry it's so short.)
(I've got papers to write.)
(Why must historical books be so dull?)
(-.-)

So...Pretty...:):)

Guess who finally decided to use her camera?
No, not Mary.
Or Sally.
Or Bob.
Or Hot Stuff.
(Wait.)
(Can horses use cameras?)
(...)
(Meh.)
NONE OF THOSE PEOPLES!!!!!
...Or horses.
Meh,
You probably know it was meh.
Because I'm just that dang predictable.
Eeyup.
...DONKEYS!!!
Sorry, had to.
:P
...Anyways...
Say hello to my wonderful new picture!
A.K.A. the best part about living in the middle of nowhere!
:):)
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Spongebob FTW

Okay,
So,
I was catching up on news like I never do,
And,
Apparently,
Some random scientist out there somewhere...
...Did a study on how Spongebob makes kids dumber.
Puh,
Where've you been?
Spongebob is awesome...
BECAUSE it makes you dumber.
Seriously,
It's so dumb it's laughable!
...Which probably explains why I've been watching it since I was two.
Or one.
Or six months.
WHEN THE HECK WAS SPONGEBOB MADE??!?!?
...
Yup,
Too lazy ta Google.
:):)
...Anyways...
Spongebob is honestly one of the best cartoons ever known.
SERIOUSLY.
I LOVE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
EVEN THOUGH IT TOOK ME THIRTEEN YEARS OF MY LIFE TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME!!!
NO, I'M NOT DUMB.
DON'T SAY THAT!!!
:'(
...Okay, maybe Spongebob makes me dumber.
But,
Come on,
Who hasn't misspelled 'Sponge' at some point in their life?
*shrugs*
Plus,
Spongebob is so much freakin' better than Rugrats.
I mean...
Rugrats was good...
But then the babies blew up and it started to suck.
WOMP WOMP WWWOOOMMMPPPP...
What?
I like background music.
:):)

JPR #12

1. JPR? Jolly Purple Raccoons?
2. Witch of Blackbird Pond is like Twilight...It just has more people, and school can force you to read it.
3. What do ninjas drink? WATTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
4. Chasing small ponies around is better exercise than gym.
5. WORK GEL PENS! WWWWWOOOORRRRRKKKKK!!!!
6. World's gonna end, world's gonna end now.
7. I still have an hour of homework. I have a half hour before Dance Moms starts. Challenge: Accepted.
8. I've had my stuffed dog since I was two. His name is Memphis. I just realized he's named after the city...NO I'M NOT DUMB. HMPH.
9. Wishy-washy-sloshy-doshy. :):)
10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT STUFF!!! MOMMY WUVS YOU!!!
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Yes, my baby pony's birthday was today!
He turned 13, if you're wondering.
<3

Fluttershy Makes Everything Cuter :):)

Okay,
So,
ANOTHER VIDEO YAY!!!
xD
I promise I'll take pictures for Friday.
Yes,
WITH A 'SSSSSSS'.
So,
More than one.
:):)
But,
In this video,
Fluttershy is singing the theme to My Little Pony.
Only,
It not from Friendship is Magic...
IT'S THE OLD THEME.
O_O
Good Fluttershy!
Nice job breaking the fourth wall, hun!
Yup,
I call peoples...
And ponies, apparently...
"Hun".
I don't do it that often anymore, though.
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
Anyways...
This video gets even better.
Wanna know why?
Of course you do.
I know you do.
'Cause I'm just awesome like that.
YAY!
:):)
...Anyways...
This...
Video...
Magically...
LOOPS!!!!!
No, it's not like an hour-long video that just keeps repeating what it's saying.
This video's only seven seconds long.
And...
THIS VIDEO ACTUALLY LOOPS.
BACK TO THE START.
It's both creepy and awesome.
:):)
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UPDATE: Fluttershy doesn't loop when embedded. Watch on YouTube to see magic.

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Fluttershy Sings the Old MLP Theme



Me Luv Ponies :):)

Okay,
So,
Guess what TV show somebody that writes on this blog...
(whose name starts with an "I")
...Got me into?
Eeyup.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
It a generally good show...
And Season 2 starts in a few days...
But,
That show is so screwed up it's almost laughable.
You see,
I own 99 MLP's (only one duplicate!) and 1 Breezie.
I HAVE 100 PONIES.
O_O
THE OLD KIND.
Ya know...
The ones with the really fat heads?
Yeah...
I feel old.
Anyways...
I also own several videos and a comuter game of the old MLP's.
And,
Lemme tell you,
The old version is so much better.
:):)
Plus, the differences in the show make it really confuzzling to me.
For example:
...
RARITY IS SUPPOSED TO BE PINK.
...
RAINBOW SHOULD NOT HAVE WINGS.
...
RAINBOW DASH SHOULD BE A GIRLY-GIRL.
...
PINKIE PIE SHOULD BE REALLY SHY.
...
FLUTTERSHY SHOULD NOT HAVE WINGS.
...
SCOOTALOO SHOULD BE PURPLE. I THINK.
...
THERE ARE NO GUY PONIES!!!!!
...
The last one is most important.
Still,
Once you get past all the confuzzlingness,
Pretty good show.
:):)

♥

On September 11, 2001, I was three years, nine months, and five days old.
Today, I am thirteen years, nine months, and five days old.
Ten years have passed since that terrifying day.
In that ten years, so much has changed.
Airport security has tightened,
Wars have been fought,
And everyone is finally getting back to normal life.
Ten years have gone by already,
But,
Those lost on 9/11,
And the suffering families of those victims,
You will never be forgotten.
♥

...It's Hard Finding a Good Pair of Shoes...

Okay, So,
I have to go to church tomorrow morning,
For the first time at a Sunday mass,
IN FIVE YEARS.
And,
My mom dragged me shopping yesterday...
(...But she knows my shoe size...)
(WHY DID I HAVE TO GO?!?!)
...And we were looking for a new pair of heels,
...That actually fit...
...And go with mah outfit...
And,
WE COULDN'T FIND ANY.
AT ALL.
UGH.
She dragged me out for nothing.
Fantasticalness.
Before you ask,
Yes, I did need heels.
Not flats.
Because my feet are EXTREMELY flat,
I can't walk in flat shoes.
Literally, I have NO arch.
AT ALL.
But,
Mom went shopping this morning,
(WITHOUT ME THANK GOD)
And found me a nice pair of wedges,
So,
I'm good to go for tomorrow.
But,
WHERE THE HECK WERE THE SHOES HIDING YESTERDAY?!?!
YEESH.
Now,
I've got Narnia papers to write,
So,
PEACE!
(Puh, I'll write 'em tomorrow...)

TEAM GRIMMIE RAWKS!

...Yeah, another video.
My camera's been lazy yet again.
:P
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Skyscraper's an awesome song.

And so is lil' miss Christina.

...Wait, she's not a song.

Whoops.

Anyways,

SHE'S AWESOME!!!

I only recently got obsessed with her,
But I still luv her to death.
She's over a million subscribers,
(...Me being one of them...)
And she deserves every last one.
Plus,
CHECK OUT HER HAIR.
IT'S A PUFFBALL.
EFF YES!
xD

No One's There to Save Me...From Homework

Okay,
I'm going to say something SERIOUSLY important.
...Er, type...
You know what I mean!
So,
LISTEN UP!
OR EYES UP!
OR WHATEVER-THE-HECK-I-SHOULD-PUT-HERE!
.............
.............
.............
...I HATE HOMEWORK!
AND ANYTHING HOMEWORK-ISH!
SERIOUS-DE-LA-LEE!
I swear, if I have to do one more paper this week...
...I'm just gonna let that threat hang, so it's not really considered a threat.
Lawyers can be so picky sometimes.
...Anyways,
I'm literally up to mah eyeballs in homework.
...And sleepiness.
...Caused by said homework overload.
(Joy.)
Most of it's math...
I hate graphing functions.
...You'll know what I'm talking about by eighth grade.
It's not hard,
IT JUST TAKES FOREVER.
Seriously,
It takes up to ten minutes for one chart and graph.
Yup.
It's a pair.
More joy.
-.-
Oh,
And grades 5-8 went on a field trip to a few museums yesterday...
BAAAM!!!
FIVE PAPERS.
I hate homework.
...And Narnia.
Grrr.

JPR #11

1. FINALLY! COLDNESS! YAY FALL! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! :):)
2. Who do you think you are, running 'round leaving scars?
3. Brown eyeshadow is a miracle worker. Seriously.
4. No, crazy teachers, I don't pay attention to Leonardo da Vinci. I only care about the dude who cut off his ear and sent it to his ex-girlfriend.
5. ...Christina Grimmie's hair is a puffball. An awesome puffball, but still a puffball.
6. "She sprinted up the walk and tried to open the door with her mind, but she had exhausted her power, and fatigue made it twist out wrong."
7. Don't worry random peoples who ride mah bus. I don't eat mint. Your gum is safe.
8. Narnia is officially my least favorite place now. It's not a magical land of snow, it's an awful land of essays.
9. ...Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
10. THIS IS OFFICIALLY 20% COOLER. BE JEALOUS. :):)

Nyan Cat 20% Cooler!

It's Nyan Cat...
BUT 20% COOLER!!!!!
Rainbow Dash makes everything better with her Sonic Rainboom!!!!
Oh, Friendship is Magic:
So messed up,
BUT SO CUTE!!!!!
:):)
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OH CRAP THAT'S A BIG SPIDER

I hate spiders.
Hate them,
Hate them,
HATE THEM!!!!!!!
I don't care if they eat flies and mosquitoes and whatever else,
Those little...
...(Or not so little)...
Guys are freakin' scary!
Now, I don't mind bug-bugs,
But,
Get me near a spider...
And I'll probably blow your ears off.
Yeah...
I.
HATE.
THEM.
I swear,
The only reason I have high heels in mah closet,
Is so I can smush evil spiders to death.
And then the go bye-bye down my toilet.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaa.
The scariest thing about spiders, though,
Is when you grab a shoe to smush it,
AND THEY'RE GONE!!!!
THEY'VE DISAPPEARED!!!!
AND THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU!!!!
*cue mental breakdown*
(I recommend earplugs.)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
...I think I'm good.
Only one question:
WHERE THE HECK DID THAT THING GO?!?!?!??!

JPR #10

1. DOUBLE DIGITS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Finally figured out how to type my email without looking! I have no clue why the heck this makes me so happy!
3. I envy colorblind peoples. They have no trouble solving Rubix Cubes.
4. Sparkly pen or the marker with the small fuzzball on top? Decisions, decisions...
5. No, Katy Perry, I have never felt like a plastic bag. A paper bag, yes, but not plastic. You fail.
6.  Never squish a puffed-up pufferfish toy thingy too much...It will explode.
7. Sha-litty-la-litty-sha-litty-la.
8. HOW THE HECK ARE MY TOES STILL COLOURFUL?!?!?!!?
9. Labor Day is officially my favourite holiday. NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!!!!!
10. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!!!!!!!!!
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Yes, my mommy's birthday is today!
I love her way too much for words!
<3
(...Wait, I just typed stuff out.)
(That's considered words, right?)
(...I'm screwed...)

Red Lipstick Helps You With Homework?

Don't be freaked out by my weirdness.
But...
For some strange reason...
Everytime I'm stuck doing homework...
Actually at home and not at school...
Because I hate having to drag home textbooks...
Even though I think everyone hates that...
My point is...
I put on bright red lipstick.
*cue weird looks*
Now, I know what you're thinking...
Or screaming...
Whichever...
"But, Fairy of Subterra, I thought you hated everything girly! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!"
I do hate everything girlishly.
Like shopping,
Skirts,
Dresses,
Perfume,
The color pink,
Most things sparkly,
Justin Bieber,
The Twilight series,
Headbands,
Straightening meh hair,
Curling meh hair,
Having meh hair cut,
Silly bands,
Purses,
Glee...
...I think you get the point...
But,
Makeup isn't one of those things.
I mean,
Eyeshadow,
Concealer,
Mascara,
Lip Gloss,
All that junk is good.
Oh,
And...
I NEED MY RACCOON EYES.
Eyeliner is one of the best things ever.
But,
I don't use lipstick too much,
Much less RED lipstick...
I wonder if it's like coffee to meh...
Like, it gives me energy?
Helps me think?
Or am I just plain weird?
...I think it's the latter...

Uhhhhhhhh...

Since I didn't bother taking pictures this week...
Enjoy staring at this random tree.
:):)
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Since I don't feel like getting sued by both Hunger Games peoples AND random tree picture peoples...
I DON'T OWN THIS PICTURE, OKAY?!?!?!?!
...Oh crap, that's a big net...

OMG THESE BOOKS ARE AWESOME!!!!

Okay,
If you haven't read "The Hunger Games" series,
You are seriously missing out!
So far, I've only read the first book,
But,
IT IS FLIPPIN' AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!!
No sugarcoating whatsoever.
:):)
These books are all about what happens hundreds of years into the future,
After North America is destroyed.
The new country there is called 'Panem',
And it's seperated into twelve districts,
Plus the Capitol.
(Yeah, that's how it's spelled int the books...Heheh...)
There used to be a thirteenth district,
But it kinda blew up.
...Heheh...
Anyways,
The Capitol is in charge,
And every year,
They host a fight to the death known as the 'Hunger Games'.
And,
In the first book,
'The Hunger Games'.
(The only one I've read so far...)
(...Heheh...)
Oh so sweet Katniss Everdeen of District 12 takes her sister's place in the fight,
And she goes to fight with the boy from District 12,
A sweet boy who gave her bread when her family was starving,
Peeta Mellark.
(Yup, Peeta.)
(Not Peter.)
(...Heheh...)
WHAT HAPPENS?!?!
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READ THE BOOKS!!!!
Haha, always wanted to say that.
:P
Seriously, though,
READ THEM!!!!!
:):)
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Hmmm, wonder if I could mooch some money off Suzanne Collins for this...
Nah, better to avoid the lawyers.
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